15 definitions by Johnny S.

A type of blood which flows in your bloodstream. Often known for ridding Trump of Covid-19.
President Donald Trump was able to survive covid due to himself having America in him
by Johnny S. October 30, 2020
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Conforming to a safe, middle class lifestyle but with the superficial pretense of an alternative or Bohemian lifestyle.
People who live in Stoke Newington or read The Guardian may like to believe they maintain the values of their radical student days but the shallowness of their fauxhemian conceit would quickly be revealed if they were expected to sacrifice some aspect of their comfortable lives.
by Johnny S. April 1, 2003
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Crunk Junk is a phrase used to describe the things (drugs, alcohol) that get you crunk (messed up).
JOHNNY: Hey home boy what kinda crunk junk you got tonight?
TJ: Shit, I got some weed and i got a couple of 40's.
JOHNNY: Helll yaaa!!
by Johnny S. September 14, 2005
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A sex position involving two individuals rubbing each others body with theirs, with cum; most often seamen.
by Johnny S. February 5, 2019
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An extremely large spliff. (After a reference in the film, Withnail & I.)
Danny: The joint I am about to roll requires a craftsman and can utilize up to twelve spliffs. It is called a Camberwell carrot.
(From Withnail & I.)
by Johnny S. April 1, 2003
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Broken down with little hope of recovery.
"Will you be able to get the car fixed?"
"No, it's totally banjaxed."
by Johnny S. April 1, 2003
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(adj.) Insane, particularly if characterised by exaggerated or cartoonish behaviour ; gibbering in an nonsensical fashion. (After Roger Irrelevant in Viz magazine.)
He stood in the corner shouting, "Wibble! Wibble! More beetroot, Archdeacon?" I'm afraid he's gone completely hatstand.
by Johnny S. April 1, 2003
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