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fauxrotic 

Something which at first seems of a pornographic and sensuous quality, only to realize that by some illusion - Photoshop or otherwise - it is in fact a gross picture that is only graphic in a disgusting way.
Hansen: I wonder what's so weird and NSFW about this PS3 ad starring who seems like Christiano Ronaldo **scrolls** ok...a naked man **scrolls**...with his...THUMB as his dick, between his legs WTF
Bob: That shit will turn no one on, it is fauxrotic, let's go play Halo 3
fauxrotic by Mazi A May 15, 2008
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Fauxmotion 

(n) A lateral promotion that involves more work/responsibility without more pay.
I just got a fauxmotion; now I'm doing the work of 3.5 people! Yay.
Fauxmotion by Vlad the Impaler September 20, 2005

Fauxtronica 

The genre of most modern music, trying to be electronica and FAILING.

Enter Fauxtronica!
Dave: "Have you heard the new Black Eyed Peas song?"
Jim: "Rock your body?"
Dave: "Yeah, did you like it?"
Jim: "NO ITS SHIT! it tries to be electronica and fails, I call this sort of music Fauxtronica"
Fauxtronica by Iliketurtleskid March 7, 2010

Fauxronic 

Improperly ironic.
"That hipster over there doesn't understand irony. He's totally Fauxronic."

Person 1: "We start off in diapers and we end up in diapers, how ironic!"
Person 2: "That's not ironic, that's fauxronic."
Fauxronic by Aschedjidoi November 27, 2009

furotica 

A term used among furs or fans of the furry community/lifestyle to denote something as furry erotica. Can be in the form of written word or porn. Also associated with the word yiffy, meaning sexy, or the verb "to yiff", meaning to fuck.
I'd like to yiff that all night long! Let's get some furotica to hold us off...
furotica by TigerTaur September 8, 2005

fauxmoticon 

An emoticon used in a message where the sender does not truly feel the emotion referenced
Katie doesn't really feel that way, that was just a fauxmoticon in that message!

fauxmotional 

The act of being falsely emotional. I.E. being over dramatic or putting up a mask of emotions.
1."I was so tired of Jared's BS during English. He was being so fauxmotional!"

2.
Devon: Why do you have to act like that. Everyone knows you're not really upset.

Shaina: Dude! I AM serious! I was deeply offended!

Devon: Quit being so fauxmotional!
fauxmotional by IndianaJew January 14, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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