fauts

To give a bj to a guy even though you are straight.

Against my better judgment I gave a Fauts to Ryan Reynolds. How could I not.

by burtfnreynolds March 6, 2024

chilidog fauts

After anal sex, the male squishes his penis before cleaning it, between the woman's breasts.

Winona Ryder got Chilidog Fauts last night!

by burtfnreynolds February 26, 2024

arctic farts

When it's so cold you can see the moisture condense from the vapor similar to seeing your breath.

As if the smell wasn't enough, did you see Chuck passing those arctic farts?

by Chas501 April 26, 2016

faith over facts

The philosophy of some religious extremists who completely reject science in favor of religious dogma.
also see: fundie,religious reich,tea-qaeda

The faith over facts crowd completely rejects global warming, while promoting bizarre ideas like you can

"pray away the gay" or that women can't get pregnant from "legitimate rape".

by Just_sayin' September 11, 2016

fartscratcher

Really big ripper type of fart made when you have an itch on the asshole and publicly can't dig. Best made in a loud environment.

"Dude, my ass itches, but I can't scratch it here!" "No prob holmes, I'll cough and you just release a sweet fartscratcher!"

by Absolom24 December 31, 2013

Squeaker farts

Squeaker farts are high pitched in sound.

Paul-D must have a whistle up his ass to let out all those squeaker farts !

by I, Wreckerrr October 9, 2016

Flavor farts

Flavor farts are flatulence that is reminiscent of certain food odors.

Chewy let flavor farts that leaves elderberry flavor in the air.

by I, Wreckerrr October 13, 2016