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fartshit 

Mike: "Ooh, look what they have here!"

Tom: "Yeah, fartshit."
fartshit by joonerino August 21, 2008
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fartshit 

Friend 1: Bro, I just made a fartshit
Friend 2: shut the fuck up
fartshit by BBlias March 4, 2022

fartshit 

verb. when someone farts but accidentally releases some spare feces, resulting in a spraying of feces along with the sound of a fart.
mel gibson fartshit on carmtan at the end of "Passion of the Jew" episode.

"dude james just fartshitted all over your toilet seat."
fartshit by silverio October 7, 2008

fartsmith 

1 The creator of flatulence.
2 The creator of something of comparable quality to flatulence.

Used either in 1 respect or 2 disrespect of the subject.
1 Only I, master fartsmith, could create such a mulitleveled olfactory experience!

2 What kind of fartsmith are you, starting an idiotic message thread like that?

POOP POOP POOP FART FART FART SHIT SHIT SHIT 

What you say when you're really about to shit your pants and the bathroom is either far away or occupied.

You typically yell this in a state of panic as you can feel the shit trying ever so desperately to jump out of your butthole. You clench like your life depends on it. Which in this case it lowkey does.
"Get out of my way! Fuck! POOP POOP POOP FART FART FART SHIT SHIT SHIT"

"The bathroom is, like, really far away, and do you see the line? It's occupied! Clench!"

fortshite 

Word used to describe the game 'Fortnite' as it is a bad rip-off of PUBG (Player Unknown's Battlegrounds). Often used when roasting Fortnite players about how much better PUBG is over Fortnite.
Carl: Hey Jamal, wanna play some Fortnite at my dad's place later?
Jamal: No brother, I am not a Fortshite player, I play the superior PUBG. Fortshite is just a rip-off but worse. I'll only go over to play PUBG.
Carl: Wow, I guess you are right. I will comply and join your PUBG clan.
fortshite by Hot ckid February 16, 2018

Fortshite 

you actualy play this dog shit?
"what are these kids playing now adays? Fortshite you say hmmm?"
Fortshite by SublimeTrekkie June 13, 2018
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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