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Factard
In commenting on viral videos, a person who ignores the message of an entire video to slam the creator for one little, insignificant point.
"After watching my entire video thesis on the economy, al this factard could say was 'd00d, yur tie is crooked'"
Factard by Pipistrello December 16, 2008
Fauchard
1. A fauchard is a type of polearm weapon, which was used in medieval Europe from the 11th through the 14th centuries. The design consisted of a curved blade put atop a 2 m (6–7 feet) long pole.
Roman warrior : Prepare to be impaled by my Fauchard foolish mortal !!
Daya : =.='' its no match for my penis...bring it on bitch !!!
*after the battle*
Roman warrior: *lies on the ground bleeding* errr i lost...to the master of Dayagasm
Daya : Don't mess with the dick of steel !!
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Daya : =.='' its no match for my penis...bring it on bitch !!!
*after the battle*
Roman warrior: *lies on the ground bleeding* errr i lost...to the master of Dayagasm
Daya : Don't mess with the dick of steel !!
........................./´¯/)
......................,/¯..//
...................../..../ /
............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸
........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\
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Fauchard by zingeraddict October 1, 2011
Fuctard
This is an expansion on the commonly used term retard. more exclusively a shorter version of the excellent remark of F+++IN RETARD. This can be used in a wide variety of situations and is just down right hilarious.
person #1: "Hey so have you talked to soandso today?
you: "God, I hope not! last time I called him that FUCTARD talked forever and wouldnt let me off the phone!"
OR ... Man, stop acting like such a FUCTARD.
you: "God, I hope not! last time I called him that FUCTARD talked forever and wouldnt let me off the phone!"
OR ... Man, stop acting like such a FUCTARD.
Fuctard by -HatersMadeMeFamous- February 26, 2010
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