fauctard

The sinister midget that is keeping us under lockdown to help force the great rest upon the World .

There's that fauctard making up more BS again on cnn .

fauctard by Infadel_macgee January 24, 2021

fuctard 

A cross between a fuckup and a retard. Usually someone in cyberspace that dosen't have a real clue about anything.

That fuctard dosen't know what he's talking about! He wouldn't know the difference between a CPU and an IUD!

fuctard by Moribund Infantia August 7, 2003

fuctard 

a retarded fuck.

"shut up fuctard"

fuctard by tendo April 19, 2003

fuctard 

Someone who is fucking retarded.

George Bush is a fuctard.

fuctard by David McRandom February 8, 2005

Factard 

In commenting on viral videos, a person who ignores the message of an entire video to slam the creator for one little, insignificant point.

"After watching my entire video thesis on the economy, al this factard could say was 'd00d, yur tie is crooked'"

Factard by Pipistrello December 16, 2008

Fauchard 

1. A fauchard is a type of polearm weapon, which was used in medieval Europe from the 11th through the 14th centuries. The design consisted of a curved blade put atop a 2 m (6–7 feet) long pole.

Roman warrior : Prepare to be impaled by my Fauchard foolish mortal !!

Daya : =.='' its no match for my penis...bring it on bitch !!!

*after the battle*

Roman warrior: *lies on the ground bleeding* errr i lost...to the master of Dayagasm

Daya : Don't mess with the dick of steel !!
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Fauchard by zingeraddict October 1, 2011

Fuctard 

This is an expansion on the commonly used term retard. more exclusively a shorter version of the excellent remark of F+++IN RETARD. This can be used in a wide variety of situations and is just down right hilarious.

person #1: "Hey so have you talked to soandso today?

you: "God, I hope not! last time I called him that FUCTARD talked forever and wouldnt let me off the phone!"

OR ... Man, stop acting like such a FUCTARD.

Fuctard by -HatersMadeMeFamous- February 26, 2010