fauxtard 

a fake retard, someone who really isn't mentally challanged or delayed but acts like they are or acts slow or just down right stupid.

courtney you are such a fauxtard

fauxtard by cowanj23 May 17, 2007

fauxtard 

- A person who thinks they are retarded but really has an IQ above 60.
- A person who attends special ed. classes but should be in normal classes.
- Someone who talks in a voice that sounds mentally retarded. Also someone with a lisp.

Man, you're a fuckin' fauxtard. Just crap in the toilet already!

fauxtard by Master John the Chief January 12, 2008

Fast Fauxward 

When a reality television show or competition intentionally re-edits footage for a pre-commercial tease that is not really what occurs when the show returns from break.

Often used to maintain viewer interest or tension through the commercial break.

"America's Got Talent implemented a sly use of Fast Fauxward tonight, as its "coming up" package showed clips of the judges coming down hard on a young girl about to cry... but after the break, the judges actually put her through to the next round with nothing negative to say."

Fast Fauxward by OMGLX July 1, 2009

Fauxward 

a) Forwarding an email with a link to a an article or website you haven't vetted, but figure is legit/awesome based on the title.
b) When someone emails you a link to an article or website to seem cool/worldly/well-informed without first reading the article text or site in its entirety.

Friend #1's fauxwarded email: "Hey check out this article, I thought you'd be into this guy's art."

Friend #2's response: "Did you see what he did to that porcupine? Why would I be into this?"

Friend #1's reply: "Oh...sorry?"

Fauxward by murphybrown83 December 14, 2008

fauctard

The sinister midget that is keeping us under lockdown to help force the great rest upon the World .

There's that fauctard making up more BS again on cnn .

fauctard by Infadel_macgee January 24, 2021

fauxtarian

fauxtarian:
1)
used occasionally as a political term for contrived, inconsistent political platforming, often leaning negative and at times radically so
2)new - general definition + lifestyle application:
any person who adapts a platform with an outward show of its belief and adherence, who in actuality only follows said platform when convenient. fauxtariansism is more an attempt at creating depth of personality via conviction, with tangential attempts at garnering attention through its repeated declarations, rather than it being a lifestyle decision implemented with consistency - and without fanfare - in one's day to day.

2)
a fauxtarian will snarf a bratwurst one day and the next day make a big fuss over meat served in some other context, calling self a "vegetarian" to anyone in earshot. a fauxtarian will call self an animal activist and drive a car with leather upholstery. a fauxtarian will serve their kids pre-fab mac n cheese whilst shopping - and boasting - of one's own gourmet/organic adherence.

fauxtarian by ka the wordsmith October 15, 2015

faxtard_ 

Literally the goat, never misses. EVER.

faxtard_ should be mutuals with sanstard rn

faxtard_ by sanstard March 10, 2021