faubert

Faubert is normally very athletic, but very lazy. He is very competitive with any sport he does. Faubert’s are normally not afraid to speak there mines, and will hit back 10x harder when going after someone. Make sure to never go after his loved ones, you will regret it. He is one of the sweetest people you with ever meet and any girl would be lucky to have him in their life. If you ever become friends with a Faubert you are extremely lucky. Make sure to never lose him when he comes around. He will always be able to make you laugh when your down, and will always be there for you. He is very dependable when needing help, but is the best procrastinator you will ever meet.

Girl 1: I met one of the nicest guys!
Girl 2: I bet his name is Faubert.
Girl 1: How did you know

faubert by 15853836929 December 6, 2020

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Fübertastic

1. A portmanteau of not two, but three words:

a) Fucking - self-explanatory. Used as an intensifier.

b) Über - the German word for "above" or "over," now commonly used in English to mean "super," "better," or "very"

c) Tastic - shortened version of "fantastic," now used as a suffix to other activities or names (e.g. foodtastic)

All three of these words combined form the superlative, nay, the mother of all words. Not to be used lightly.

2. In concordance with the use of tastic as a suffix and über as a prefix, a single word may be inserted between them (e.g. fubercraptastic).

1. Charlie: How was the party?
Kevin: OMG...it was...it was...I can't even describe it...
Scott: Fübertastic?

2. Kevin: Yo, wassup?
Charlie: ughhhhhhhhh
Kevin: What's wrong?
Charlie: ughhhhhhhhh
Kevin: Did you seriously drink that entire keg?
Charlie: ughhhhhhhhh
Kevin: C'mon, man, give me something. How you feeling?
Charlie: Fubercraptastic....

Fübertastic by scubasteve90 July 20, 2010