fagbert

Noun: a homosexual male who thinks he's the shit and likes to put his head on other's shoulder by sneaking to his victims.

"oh my god fobert (fagbert) where did you come from??"
"mumble im gay mumble"

by gonzorr February 2, 2006

fagbert

A close follower of Aunt Jemima, wears head wraps and denies their ability to cook fantastic pancakes.

Fagbert, I would like 3 silver dollar pancakes.

Fagbert: What are you talking about?

*runs away rapidly*

by Sarah Hij April 24, 2008

Fagvertisment

Extremely pretentious or obnoxious advertisement, with "relatable" scenarios and horrid acting. The kind of advertisement that makes the world a darker place. Ad companies, stop it.

Fagvertisment: CLICK THIS TO INCREASE YOUR PENIS SIZE, THIS PILL SOLVES DEPRESSION, 10 OUT OF 10 DOCTORS AGREE THAT IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS PRODUCT YOU SHOULD FUCKING KILL YOURSELF! Side affects include: Cancer, vaginal tearing, instant death, extreme homicidal tendencies, liquified organs, suicidal thoughts, suicidal actions, internal AND external bleeding, spontaneous combustion, brain damage, extreme weight loss, weakness, and necrosis. Do not go outside, experience sunlight, drink water or make eye contact while using this product. Ask your doctor if this drug is right for you!

Fake ass actor: This product gives me my mojo back! This drug is for me!

by LL;NOHBGIWFY4EH9NPYIFBUGH89TRE October 24, 2019

Fagvertising

Advertising yourself as a faggot (homosexual) through the way you speak, act or dress.

Jesus Mitchell, stop fagvertising, that guy over there will take it seriously.

by Yakoob51 February 2, 2020

Fegbert

Typically, an obnoxious person with underlying hints of dorf. One who simultaneously exhibits the characteristics of loud, stupid, sweaty and dorfish behaviour. Origin: A word coined after a specific species of human in suburban Maryland. Popular in the 70's and 80's. Used sparingly elsewhere.

- Jumping out from behind a tree and grinning stupidly..
"Hey Donna!!! Henh..Henh.. My 4th-level enchanter could slay you with his wand of ice! Henh..Henh..

Donna - " Piss off you Fegbert, and never talk to me again"

Henh..Henh..(some spittle from mouth mixes with beads of sweat on chin forming obvious ooze-wad stalagtite)

by Steve O'Leary September 16, 2008

Faggert

A slightly more offensive way of saying faggot.

Pay me the money you owe me, you fucking faggert.

by TheGrayGhost9929 January 27, 2011

faggertot

1) Tatertot, but for fags.

Or,

2) a small, young fag.

caveat: this recent word and its corresponding definition naturally transcends the traditional definition of fag, and no longer refers to homosexuality.
Get with the times, people!

Hey how 'bout you go down to fat burger and get a burger and fries for 2.95, faggertot!

by whygopee123 June 28, 2010