fatbert

a mean self harted teacher who is Fat and ulgy!

my teacher is such a fatbert!

by john 1112345 October 8, 2007

Fatvert

An advert made for fat people, with fat people in it. They generally look very jubbly and content, maybe a little bit hungry, and may sometimes be on the floor not able to physically get themselves up off of the floor

'Cor did you see that ad Jack?'

'Yes mate that was a right fatvert!'

'lol fat people'

by Themaninpinksalmon October 29, 2011

Fatberg

Noun \ˈfat-bərg\: A mass of festering food fat mixed with wet wipes and sanitary products found in a sewer system.

"Given we’ve got the biggest sewers and this is the biggest fatberg we’ve encountered, we reckon it has to be the biggest such berg in British history."

by Dooner P. Jenkins September 5, 2013

fagbert

Noun: a homosexual male who thinks he's the shit and likes to put his head on other's shoulder by sneaking to his victims.

"oh my god fobert (fagbert) where did you come from??"
"mumble im gay mumble"

by gonzorr February 2, 2006

fatty fat fat fatterton

a extremely fat person.

guy: look at the guy he is huge.
dude: yeah he is such a fatty fat fat fatterton.

by george January 20, 2005

fathertom

Like Jesus, only better

That was very fathertom of you.
Why yes it is a fathertom day out.
No you can not have the keys to my fathertoming car.

by Heezy For sheezy March 5, 2003

faubert

Faubert is normally very athletic, but very lazy. He is very competitive with any sport he does. Faubert’s are normally not afraid to speak there mines, and will hit back 10x harder when going after someone. Make sure to never go after his loved ones, you will regret it. He is one of the sweetest people you with ever meet and any girl would be lucky to have him in their life. If you ever become friends with a Faubert you are extremely lucky. Make sure to never lose him when he comes around. He will always be able to make you laugh when your down, and will always be there for you. He is very dependable when needing help, but is the best procrastinator you will ever meet.

Girl 1: I met one of the nicest guys!
Girl 2: I bet his name is Faubert.
Girl 1: How did you know

by 15853836929 December 6, 2020