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(fall-chur) When you are taking a True/False quiz or test and you combine the "T" and the "F" by first drawing a T and adding the little middle branch so the teacher can't tell which letter you wrote.
"Hey, how was the test?"

"I failed because I didn't know half the problems"

"You should have answered "falture" on those. Last time I did that on every problem and got 100%."
Falture by Beto Chavz September 8, 2009
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(noun) describing a kid who gets only 99% in math
Did u see Steven he only got 99% in math he's such a faliure
Faliure by Melon_Lord69 July 10, 2021
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Faytures 

"Faytures" a colloquial term used in the west of Ireland (mainly Galway) to call out to another person as a form of greeting, eg; "Hay Faytures". Also used occasionally as a way of teasing another person or purposely creating confusion in a conversation.
"hay Faytures", "sponge bob square faytures"
Faytures by johnb6669 May 4, 2010
The day where everybody in the entire world faps.
We were warned. Its coming. December 24, 2012. The day everybody faps. Fapture. Get ready. A shitload of cum is cumming your way.
Fapture by fapfapfapfapf4p July 9, 2011
you
you are a faliure
Faliure by crasta_pasta May 29, 2022
Noun: A fucked up culture.
Man check out east hastings, thats one hell of a fulture.
Fulture by Fudgey1982 April 21, 2010
1. Used to describe the failing of an action on www.mafia.org
Falure! You failed to WACK! SomeDumbGuy!
falure by Agent_X April 28, 2004
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