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fatty tatties [fattie tatties] 

The name for a person, usually a male with a pair of large, greasy, boobs.
Person 1: "Hey fatty tatties fattie tatties...your fat"
Fatty Tatties: "I don't have feelings, because I'm fat."

Fattie Pig Fattie

A man who loves to drink scotch and smells like a big fat fuck. Marries the first fucking whore lace-ridden with tattoos all over her body who is pushing 40 years old. Bordering on pedophilia (lock up your daughters)
Person 1: Did you see how hot that 9 year old girl is?
Person 2: Are you sick, like some kind of Fattie Pig Fattie? Stay away from me!

Person 1: What's the smell? Did someone die?
Person 2: No kidding! Is there a Fattie Pig Fattie in the vicinity?
Fattie Pig Fattie by Scroatilicious October 19, 2008

Torchmark Fattie 

Noun: Someone who works at Torchmark, sits on their ass all day, and their only form of exercise is getting up to go to the vending machine for more snacks
I hope I don't get complacent and turn into a Torchmark Fattie.

fattie fuck 

Using a lubricated fold of fat to stimulate a penis. This act can result in climax or simply as foreplay. This act is much like tittie fucking but is using one or more folds of fat instead of breasts.
"That chick had so many rolls I fattie fucked her all night long and still didn't run out of places to put it."
fattie fuck by Rob_SD January 23, 2008

Fattie Blowjob 

A blowjob from an overweight or ugly female. Since the female lacks in looks she must make up for it by giving amazing head and committing acts during the blowjob not normally done. This word can also be used to describe head from an average or above average girl.
Example One: "She was hot and she gave me a fattie blowjob"

Example Two: "Got a fattie blowjob last night, near puked when I seen her naked though, but the head was worth it"
Fattie Blowjob by Condog4 September 6, 2009

peppermint fattie

When a girl is sucking your penis,she chews a mint.Then she proceeds to suck your penis,which will have a cool,fresh,sensation.
''Man!This chick was giving me head,and after she licked my gooch,she gave me a peppermint fattie!
peppermint fattie by gooch-sicles September 2, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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