Fatbeard 

A stereotypical geek; i.e. one who looks like the Comic Book Guy from "The Simpsons."

"Want to go down to the game store?"
"No, the owner treats everyone except his fellow fatbeards like hell."

Fatbeard by Qit May 8, 2005

Fatbeard 

A fat, smelly, nerdy white guy with a beard and long hair whose into stereotypically dorky hobbies/interests such as comic books, sci-fi, anime, traditional RPGs, colectible card games, LARPing, and/or furry art.

Rarely seen in public, they only come out of their parent's basements to attend conventions of their favorite interests, such as Star Trek, Inuyasha, or furry porn. Fatbeards have the personality of a wood plank.

Fatbeards are also known as:
trekkie, otaku, Linux user, cosplayer, Wapanese, furry, LARPer, otherkin, and loser.

The Comic Book Dealer from The Simpsons embodies what a fatbeard is.

Fatbeard by Plug Mama February 23, 2005

Fatbeard 

A Fatbeard is a fat male, with a beard, who has a collection of comic book's, know's way to much obscure Star Trek trivia, and probably play's M:TG and various pen-and-paper role-playing-games.

"Hey, check out the owner of the store, man. Total Fatbeard."

Fatbeard by OneFatGeek February 6, 2005

fatbeard 

verb: To talk pedantically and at great length about minutiae in nerd and geek culture. Especially concerning tabletop games such as Dungeons & Dragons or Warhammer Fantasy Battles. Typically used as a pejorative.

Jeff wouldn't stop fatbearding about his new strength-spec'd rogue. Dude spent an hour dissecting his feat selection!

fatbeard by blood ogre September 20, 2009

Fatbeard 

An obese caucasian male who knows WAY too much about star wars , D&D and the like. The ugly cousin of cat piss man.

The comic shop in my area has too many fatbeards.

Fatbeard by queen_azure March 10, 2008

fartbeard 

a stinking rotten mess of a beard that hasn't been trimmed or washed in a long time. A beard with moldy foodstuffs that goes unnoticed by it's wearer.

Whoa Josh!!! You gotta shave that fartbeard off, NOW!!! Rumour has it that you're a homeless pervert!

fartbeard by Josh Joseph Delaney June 11, 2007

fartbeard 

an unkempt stinking beard with remnants of aged food

I'm glad Josh shaved off that fartbeard, he was a fucking stinking mess!

fartbeard by Gerald Vandenhoek June 5, 2007