Fagbeard
A person who has a faggot-fence (a gay style of beard) and faux-hawk. Normally these people are found in Jersey and believe themselves to be better than anyone else.
Hey there, fagbeard.
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Fatbeard
A fat, smelly, nerdy white guy with a beard and long hair whose into stereotypically dorky hobbies/interests such as comic books, sci-fi, anime, traditional RPGs, colectible card games, LARPing, and/or furry art.
Rarely seen in public, they only come out of their parent's basements to attend conventions of their favorite interests, such as Star Trek, Inuyasha, or furry porn. Fatbeards have the personality of a wood plank.
Fatbeards are also known as:
trekkie, otaku, Linux user, cosplayer, Wapanese, furry, LARPer, otherkin, and loser.
Rarely seen in public, they only come out of their parent's basements to attend conventions of their favorite interests, such as Star Trek, Inuyasha, or furry porn. Fatbeards have the personality of a wood plank.
Fatbeards are also known as:
trekkie, otaku, Linux user, cosplayer, Wapanese, furry, LARPer, otherkin, and loser.
fagboards
A word filter used on the TalkPark forums when someone posts a link to a ProBoards-hosted forum. This is in response to having the TalkPark URL blocked on ProBoards Support forums in record time. Also because they are run and populated by fags, assumingly.
Look at the new forum on the PB frontpage!
someshit.fagboards.com
Hey that link doesn't work?
Oh, right that's because of the word filter
someshit.fagboards.com
Hey that link doesn't work?
Oh, right that's because of the word filter
fagboards by suddenonsetawesome July 22, 2009
Fag Beard
A feminine beard grown by bald males in Yucaipa. The beard starts at the earlobe and runs down the jawline. Similar to a happy trail in a gay parade, the beard attracts males of all shapes and sizes.
Bruce... How long did it take you to grow that fag beard?
Bruce... Why are you sending us a selfie of your fag beard while on vacation?
Bruce... Why are you sending us a selfie of your fag beard while on vacation?
Fag Beard by Moniqueka60 July 5, 2018
Fatbeard
A Fatbeard is a fat male, with a beard, who has a collection of comic book's, know's way to much obscure Star Trek trivia, and probably play's M:TG and various pen-and-paper role-playing-games.
Fatbeard by OneFatGeek February 6, 2005
Fagbear
1.Boy who eats, looks, hugs, or hibernates like a bear-only they piss people off with displays of faggotry.
2. A gay bear
2. A gay bear
Boy:"Joe kicked you while you were playing guitar hero?"
Girl:"Yeah he's such a fagbear."
"That bear over yonder won't mate with any she-bear."
"Oh boy, you got yourself there a fagbear"
Girl:"Yeah he's such a fagbear."
"That bear over yonder won't mate with any she-bear."
"Oh boy, you got yourself there a fagbear"
Fagbear by obscurexhalo January 14, 2008
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