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fat slappy 

The art of getting an amazing kill in a FPS, for example a head shot, quick scope, or something completely absurd and shouldn't of been able to happen. Or, in other words, yeeting that bitch so hard they get completely erased from existence.
"Hey Ben, did you see that fat slappy i hit with Ela's shotgun?"
"No, but did you see the fat slappy I hit with Doc?"
fat slappy by daedra231 December 3, 2018
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Fat Slapper 

Skinny man who likes to get intimate with primarily heavy set women well above his weight.
Wow, Johnny was with Casey last year now he's with Brittany, what a fat Slapper.
Fat Slapper by OGTed November 8, 2015

Fat Sloppy

A sex act involving hacking up a loogie into a fat persons belly button.
I gave Gerald a fat sloppy.
Fat Sloppy by Musty Musk Man March 30, 2025

Cold turkey fat slapper 

Cold turkey fat slapper ; is a girl, usually a lesbian, who uses a turkey baster to try get pregnant.
OH well, did the Cold turkey fat slapper ask you for some cum?

Fat Ass Sloppy Ass Nigga 

A nigga who is Fat(obese) and sloppy! You may catch him with drool on the side of his mouth. He may still have coke residue in or around his nose. He still wears the same Coogie jacket he was wearing back in 1999....He may not own a toothbrush or toothpaste....
Damn this Fat Ass Sloppy Ass Nigga didn't own a toothbrush until he got with his girl?

Yo this Fat Ass Sloppy Ass Nigga was drooling and still had coke on his nose!

lets' all get sloppy fat 

goal for the more patriotic american
i've got an idea, we've all all been working for 'change' but can't do anything about anything so, lets' all get sloppy fat!

slapping the fat with my meat salami 

a wildly entertaining new game involving a really fat girl in which one or more males stand around her and see who can leave the biggest mushroom stamp.
Jaime, Che, Ian, and Jeremy had played a viscous game of slapping the fat with my meat salami last night in which Che was disqualified for licking the fat before slapping it.
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