Definitions by bobso
slapping the fat with my meat salami
a wildly entertaining new game involving a really fat girl in which one or more males stand around her and see who can leave the biggest mushroom stamp.
Jaime, Che, Ian, and Jeremy had played a viscous game of slapping the fat with my meat salami last night in which Che was disqualified for licking the fat before slapping it.
slapping the fat with my meat salami by bobso February 21, 2008
ruffle fucking
I was rudely awoken this morning by Jaime getting his rocks off by ruffle fucking that hideous man beast he brought home last night. I really wish he would find ones that didn't scream like a pig when he thrust into their ruffles.
ruffle fucking by bobso February 20, 2008