fat lap 

The process of driving around the whole town with the intention of finding something to do. Often performed under cases of boredom

me an shaun are gonna take a fat lap, be back soon

fat lap by Macasarus December 8, 2007

fat lap 

when you eat a lot of food then suddenly feel the need to walk around because your're uncontrolably full.

marissa: oh my god im so full i ate so much!

emily: all right we are taking a fat lap around the place!!!

fat lap by LETTER Y EMBRACER August 13, 2011

fat-ass laptop 

When a glutenous, perhaps corpulent gentile takes a box of pizza, sets it upon his thick, sweaty thighs, and opens it as if a laptop and proceeds to scarf down the whole thing

Lou: yeah i saw this hideously obese guy sitting in the food court shoveling pizza in his face from his fat-ass laptop. His family looked pretty embarrassed.

Manny: eww wtf.

fat-ass laptop by wogface May 16, 2008

fatlap 

the lap of fat that covers one private region.

That bitch's fatlap was so big, i couldn't see her twat.

Earl's fatlap made his penis look lik a vienna sausgage.

fatlap by christima September 3, 2007