fat bastardry 

going out to eat and ordering a large stack of pancakes ala mode as a follow-up to the meal.

I thought he said "pound cake ala mode" when she asked if we wanted dessert, but then she came back with 3 huge pancakes covered with ice cream, whipped cream and fudge! That's some serious fat bastardry!

fat bastardry by vish213 August 10, 2010

Fat Bastard 

Crazy Scottish guy in the Austin Powers movies that weighs over a thousand pounds. He has fiery red hair not only on his face and head, but a whole frickin coat of red down his back. He loves eating and being a slob.
Fat Bastard is prone to farting a lot, and then making jokes about them, and even comparing the farts to different situations and things. Has played several roles in the Austin Powers Series; including a Scottish bagpipe player, basic assassin, UPS deliveryman, and a sumo wrestler.

Some Fat Bastard quotes:
-"Ya know what mah favorite Helen Hunt movie is? TWISTER!" (Picks sumo wrestler up with a titty twister)
-"Sorry, I fahted..."
-"I want mah baby-back, baby-back, baby-back ribs...........CHILLLLIIIIIIIII'S baby-back ribs!"
-Mistere English Kerenel, tryin ta tell me ta lose weight. Well, let me tell ya somethin, Sonny Jim; I ate a baby! Oh yeah, BABY: the other OTHER white meat! Baby: it's what's for Deener!"
-"Where's mah mo-ney?"
-Aiiieeee.......frisky are we?"

Fat Bastard by Jonesy March 24, 2005

Fat Bastard 

Your dad after he eats the goddamn cake you we're saving for later.

"Did you eat my cake?"
*crumbs on face* "No."
"Thanks a lot you fat bastard."

Fat Bastard by The Space Potato August 14, 2017

fat bastard 

Austin Powers' fat enemy

Fat Bastard, you're not fat anymore.

fat bastard by DA SHIZNIT May 18, 2004

fat bastard 

that fat guy from Austin Powers

Fat Bastard: I havent seen my Willy in over three years! Thats long enought to call it legally missing!

Im fat becaise I eat, and I eat because Im fat.

fat bastard by portedo May 7, 2008

fat bastard 

someone who is super fat and bitchy

i hate you
you are such a fat bastard

fat bastard by olum December 1, 2009

Fat Bastard 

A big fat man from Austin Powers. He's Austin Powers obese enemy. Has huge moobs, a big fat stomach, is sweaty and is ugly as fuck... possibly the ugliest character in existence.

Also can be a name applied to anyone who's large and annoying.

Vitale looks like fat bastard. Ugh.

Fat Bastard by bosm January 28, 2009