4 definition by portedo

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that fat guy from Austin Powers
Fat Bastard: I havent seen my Willy in over three years! Thats long enought to call it legally missing!

Im fat becaise I eat, and I eat because Im fat.
by portedo May 07, 2008

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1. female dog
2. moody irritable rude girl
3. when a guy is totally whipped by his girlfriend or wife
1. Your bitch is adorable

2. That bitch deserves to get her ass kicked!

3. Damn, dude you are completely whipped.
by portedo May 07, 2008

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insulting term used to offend a slut or whore
That cock squeeze is bad in bed
by portedo May 07, 2008

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tool used for males whose penises cannot stay hard long enough to get their girlfriend to have an orgasm
That loser had to use a cock ring
by portedo May 07, 2008

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