portedo's definitions

bitch

1. female dog
2. moody irritable rude girl
3. when a guy is totally whipped by his girlfriend or wife

1. Your bitch is adorable

2. That bitch deserves to get her ass kicked!

3. Damn, dude you are completely whipped.

by portedo May 7, 2008

fat bastard

that fat guy from Austin Powers

Fat Bastard: I havent seen my Willy in over three years! Thats long enought to call it legally missing!

Im fat becaise I eat, and I eat because Im fat.

by portedo May 7, 2008

cock squeeze

insulting term used to offend a slut or whore

That cock squeeze is bad in bed

by portedo May 7, 2008

cock ring

tool used for males whose penises cannot stay hard long enough to get their girlfriend to have an orgasm

That loser had to use a cock ring

by portedo May 7, 2008