Definitions by portedo

fat bastard 

that fat guy from Austin Powers

Fat Bastard: I havent seen my Willy in over three years! Thats long enought to call it legally missing!

Im fat becaise I eat, and I eat because Im fat.

fat bastard by portedo May 7, 2008

cock ring

tool used for males whose penises cannot stay hard long enough to get their girlfriend to have an orgasm

That loser had to use a cock ring

cock ring by portedo May 7, 2008

cock squeeze 

insulting term used to offend a slut or whore

That cock squeeze is bad in bed

cock squeeze by portedo May 7, 2008

bitch 

1. female dog
2. moody irritable rude girl
3. when a guy is totally whipped by his girlfriend or wife

1. Your bitch is adorable

2. That bitch deserves to get her ass kicked!

3. Damn, dude you are completely whipped.

bitch by portedo May 7, 2008