Crazy Scottish guy in the Austin Powers movies that weighs over a thousand pounds. He has fiery red hair not only on his face and head, but a whole frickin coat of red down his back. He loves eating and being a slob.
Fat Bastard is prone to farting a lot, and then making jokes about them, and even comparing the farts to different situations and things. Has played several roles in the Austin Powers Series; including a Scottish bagpipe player, basic assassin, UPS deliveryman, and a sumo wrestler.
Some Fat Bastard quotes:
-"Ya know what mah favorite Helen Hunt movie is? TWISTER!" (Picks sumo wrestler up with a titty twister
-"Sorry, I fahted..."
-"I want mah baby-back, baby-back, baby-back ribs...........CHILLLLIIIIIIIII'S baby-back ribs!"
-Mistere English Kerenel, tryin ta tell me ta lose weight. Well, let me tell ya somethin, Sonny Jim; I ate a baby! Oh yeah, BABY: the other OTHER white meat! Baby: it's what's for Deener!"
-"Where's mah mo-ney?"
-Aiiieeee.......frisky are we?"
Person from the formerly Spanish-controlled nation with an awesome heritage and culture. The majority of the them are devout Catholic
s, and the women are absolutely gorgeous.
The are two Argentinean girls in the Baptist Student Union at my college (NKU), and they are incredibly gorgeous; plus they are identical twins!
The appropriate name for any Liberal Democrat
. Refers to their being inept and their inability to back up accusations and attacks that they make against Republican
s because they don't have the facts and evidence to do so. Also applies to their standing up for almost anything pointless and ridiculous; such as frivilous lawsuits, gay marriage
She actually voted yes on the same-sex marriage amendment AND wants higher taxes? Stupid liberal.
Derived from 'QFT,' which is an abbreviation of the phrase 'Quoted For Truth.' Commonly used on message boards to emphasize a point previously made, when the person quoting the point has nothing more to add.
A piece of paper designed to assist people while eating. What many people with a lack of table manners don't seem to realize is that a napkin serves a purpose. The most important thing is so that people WILL STOP SUCKING (or licking) THEIR FINGERS WHEN THEY EAT!!!!
People who suck their fingers when they eat are gross. This is a very nasty habit. Not that they care of course.
The act of anal penetration or a person who enjoys said act.
A foolish, oafish individual.
"My woman doesn't appreciate when I try to corn haul her."
"That corn hauler wore my shoes home."