John Kerry

A total douchebag wanker who would have led to the ruination of the United States and even worse relations with us in the United Kingdom.
This loser has now become synonymous with that word: loser. He has a serious lack of morals, and I can obviously tell that he is NOT a Christian; the incorrect reading from the Bible was a dead give away, wouldn't you say? So, the Democrats in America represent and support the poor, do they? Then how do you explain Kerry being even richer than George Bush and being involved with the Heinz Corporation? Not to mention that numerous, Hollywood celebrities with more money than The Who will ever have also vote Democrat and condemn the Republican Party and the tens of millions of members and voters within it.
John Kerry=Loser. A wanker? Yes. A total hypocrite? No doubt!
by jonesy May 14, 2005
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Clock

something that tells you the time. When it a form capable of being worn on the wrist, it can help prevent you from being late.
Hurry up and keep your eye on the watch; the world end's at 6:00 PM sharp.
by jonesy December 11, 2004
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corn haul (er)

The act of anal penetration or a person who enjoys said act.

A foolish, oafish individual.
"My woman doesn't appreciate when I try to corn haul her."

"That corn hauler wore my shoes home."
by Jonesy March 21, 2003
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snapper

canniffe is a snapper
by jonesy May 06, 2004
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Argentinean

Person from the formerly Spanish-controlled nation with an awesome heritage and culture. The majority of the them are devout Catholics, and the women are absolutely gorgeous.
The are two Argentinean girls in the Baptist Student Union at my college (NKU), and they are incredibly gorgeous; plus they are identical twins!
by Jonesy March 31, 2005
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Irish handcuffs

when a person is carrying an alcoholic beverage in both hands at the same time.
Hemish O'Maley was in Irish handcuffs last night at the pub. He always had a Guinness in each hand.
by jonesy June 23, 2004
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Fucktard

The teenage punk rocker was calling people "fucktard" all day.
by jonesy December 16, 2004
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