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fat ass ho 

when a woman thinks making her ass bigger is a good thing when in reality she has thunder thighs and is so big she basically looks like a man.
fat ass ho thought that would make her sexy but ain't nobody want some 800 lb. chick crushing your legs bouncing up on you. seriously, you legit need a 12 inch pole to get in there and your legs are the size of my back FOH for real.
fat ass ho by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022
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fat ass hoe 

your a fat ass hoe
fat ass hoe by andy January 30, 2004

fat ass hole 

a morbidly obease person. usually not very nice or smart. also are known to fart a times that ruin thier father in laws' social occasions.
fater in law: hey, who farted?

dude: probably your son in law.

father in law: oh, what a fat ass hole

dude: i agree, he is fat and he just farted and ruined yet another one of your social occasions.
fat ass hole by little turk face March 31, 2009

Fat ass honky

That fat ass honky is going to eat the whole buffet.
Fat ass honky by Cracker ass mfer November 16, 2019

big fat linty ass hole

an ass that would resemble my brothers ass. a big fat sasquatch hairy ass, with lint and shit stuck in all the hair. the hair is usually pointed towards the ass hole, as if it was being sucked in like a black hole
my brother put his big fat linty ass hole on me, and my face smelt like shit for days.

cut a fat hog in the ass 

Etymology: Contrary to popular belief, it has nothing to do with vehicles.
The term originated in the Ozarks, and originally derived from when a man would slaughter a hog and discover a (surprisingly) thick layer of fat (or lard) between the meat and skin, which would then be able to be rendered off and used in cooking throughout the coming year.
When a person was to have something that comes into their favor they were to say that “they cut a fat hog in the ass”.

Common definitions:
1. To have a monetary gain.
2. To have something beneficial occur in their favor.
3. To have a raucous time.
1. I sure cut a fat hog in the ass when I bet on that 30-1 horse and won!
2. I can't believe that Whitney agreed to go out with me, I sure cut a fat hog in the ass this time!
3. I feel like crap today, but man did we cut a fat hog in the ass last night!

Cut a fat hog in the ass 

def: to try to take an easier path to a goal with predictably unfortunate consequences.
The idiot tried to cut a fat hog in the ass when he drove through that parking lot to avoid the signal and ran right into the side of a car backing out of a spot.
Cut a fat hog in the ass by Kirkwood November 30, 2007
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