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bitch face

bitch face bitch don't even know what's crackin
by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022
mugGet the bitch facemug.

gay fish

Kanye West and his gang of aquatic homies
"whatever you say you little gay fish"
- Kanye's Mom (also a fish)
by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022
mugGet the gay fishmug.

Ass Cheese Surprise

When you stick your hands down your pants to access the ass cheese situation and then smell your fingers expecting the worst and it's actually kind of nice.
He dipped his hand down his crack and got an ass cheese surprise.
by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022
mugGet the Ass Cheese Surprisemug.

patriot

a white male American who's 22 and didn't go to college and now realizes he's stuck with Betty from his hometown. And Betty's cool, but she weighs 300 lbs. so the sex is just terrible. I mean it's like you're on a whaling expedition diving deep into the vast unknown of her ass and thighs every time she's "in the mood". and it sucks so bad you're angry enough to overthrow the United States government.
Johnny thought he was a patriot. Turns out he was just mad about his fat wife.
by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022
mugGet the patriotmug.

fat ass ho

when a woman thinks making her ass bigger is a good thing when in reality she has thunder thighs and is so big she basically looks like a man.
fat ass ho thought that would make her sexy but ain't nobody want some 800 lb. chick crushing your legs bouncing up on you. seriously, you legit need a 12 inch pole to get in there and your legs are the size of my back FOH for real.
by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022
mugGet the fat ass homug.

sticky icky

the smelly sticky stuff found inside a woman's thing. initially used to trap the man more easily, then over time slowly poisons him to death.
yeah John's dead now. got him with that sticky icky.
by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022
mugGet the sticky ickymug.

Summer Ass Cheese

when you're lying in bed all day because it's so hot out and you get thirsty and decide to go to the 7/11 but it's only next door and by the time you get back home it was so hot out your ass is now covered in smelly cheese.
My girl was interested until she smelled my summer ass cheese.
by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022
mugGet the Summer Ass Cheesemug.

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