summer_ass_cheese's definitions
by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022
Get the bitch facemug. a white male American who's 22 and didn't go to college and now realizes he's stuck with Betty from his hometown. And Betty's cool, but she weighs 300 lbs. so the sex is just terrible. I mean it's like you're on a whaling expedition diving deep into the vast unknown of her ass and thighs every time she's "in the mood". and it sucks so bad you're angry enough to overthrow the United States government.
by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022
Get the patriotmug. When you stick your hands down your pants to access the ass cheese situation and then smell your fingers expecting the worst and it's actually kind of nice.
by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022
Get the Ass Cheese Surprisemug. by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022
Get the gay fishmug. the smelly sticky stuff found inside a woman's thing. initially used to trap the man more easily, then over time slowly poisons him to death.
by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022
Get the sticky ickymug. when a woman thinks making her ass bigger is a good thing when in reality she has thunder thighs and is so big she basically looks like a man.
fat ass ho thought that would make her sexy but ain't nobody want some 800 lb. chick crushing your legs bouncing up on you. seriously, you legit need a 12 inch pole to get in there and your legs are the size of my back FOH for real.
by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022
Get the fat ass homug. unattended ass cheese that lurks inside your crack for days and then forms into bite sized poop cheese with a strong oder of bacon.
by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022
Get the Ass Baconmug.