patriot

a white male American who's 22 and didn't go to college and now realizes he's stuck with Betty from his hometown. And Betty's cool, but she weighs 300 lbs. so the sex is just terrible. I mean it's like you're on a whaling expedition diving deep into the vast unknown of her ass and thighs every time she's "in the mood". and it sucks so bad you're angry enough to overthrow the United States government.
Johnny thought he was a patriot. Turns out he was just mad about his fat wife.
by summer_ass_cheese August 12, 2022
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sticky icky

the smelly sticky stuff found inside a woman's thing. initially used to trap the man more easily, then over time slowly poisons him to death.
yeah John's dead now. got him with that sticky icky.
by summer_ass_cheese August 12, 2022
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Stank Booosh

I dipped my head down there but came up for air and bellowed "Stank Booosh!" Then all the wolves in the neighborhood started howling to notify the others".
by summer_ass_cheese August 12, 2022
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gay fish

Kanye West and his gang of aquatic homies
"whatever you say you little gay fish"
- Kanye's Mom (also a fish)
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skank

a woman who posts pictures of herself on the internet.
this check goes on and on about how her pussy is so sweet and how she's a baddass bitch. does she realize she's just a skank? does she like being a skank? I'm so confused.
by summer_ass_cheese August 29, 2022
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fat ass ho

when a woman thinks making her ass bigger is a good thing when in reality she has thunder thighs and is so big she basically looks like a man.
fat ass ho thought that would make her sexy but ain't nobody want some 800 lb. chick crushing your legs bouncing up on you. seriously, you legit need a 12 inch pole to get in there and your legs are the size of my back FOH for real.
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Ass Bacon

unattended ass cheese that lurks inside your crack for days and then forms into bite sized poop cheese with a strong oder of bacon.
Damn dude you smell like ass bacon. When was the last time you wiped your ass?
by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022
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