fastpants

Fighter Pilot slang for an anti-G suit. They are worn by the crew members of high performance airplanes and contain air bladders that expand around the torso and the legs to help fight the blood-pooling effects of Hi G or acceleration loading due to aircraft maneuvering at higher speeds.

This is a DACT training sorte. Where are your fastpants?

fastpants by Rocket T. Man October 11, 2007

Fishpants

A young woman with sociopathic tendencies and a God-awful case of crotch-rot.

"Fishpants wiped out the remaining population of spotted owls in the Pacific Northwest by poisoning their air supply with her toxic vaginal fumes."

Fishpants by gtfoplzkthx February 16, 2010

Fastpass 

1. At Disney theme parks, they are tickets issued that act as a placeholder in the line. The ticket is issued with a one-hour time frame (i.e. 2:30pm - 3:30pm) later in the same day, at which point the ticket holder may return and enter a shorter line and therefore not spend as much time waiting.

2. In the opinion of many attractions cast members, watching over Fastpass distribution is the single worst part of their job.

When they got their Fastpass at Space Mountain, they decided to go to "Honey, I Shrunk the Audience" in order to pass the time.

Fastpass by amg May 2, 2003

fantapants 

A female with ginger hair, whether or not her genital area has been shaved or waxed, is referred to with the affectionate term "fantapants"

Ginger haired girl enters the room.
"Hi fantapants"

fantapants by Gordon "Yeti" July 26, 2005

fastpasshole 

Someone who doesn't want to wait in line for an hour to ride a popular ride and instead gets a fast pass.

"omg, this line is taking forever!" "I know it seems like we've been waiting for half an hour already....." "Dude! That guy just comes over with his day pass and walks to the front of the line??!" "Yeah, what a fastpasshole...."

fastpasshole by The one that tells the truth January 20, 2015

facepants 

A beard, goatee or handlebar mustache

Guy 1: Hey dude, what happened to your facepants?
Guy 2: My girlfriend doesn't like facial hair, so I shaved them off

facepants by DBDWallStreet March 25, 2010

fagpants

Those billowing, multi-pocketed cargo type pants, often worn by those who perceive themselves as "current" or "cutting edge" The huge cargo pockets, often found just above or at the knees, are rarely used, and the garment generally looks ill-fitting and unattractive.

"Hey, Bill - look at that jackass with the Eddie Bauer bucket hat and fagpants"

fagpants by gumpa June 6, 2009