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fart pants 

Pants worn several days in a row, that have been farted in, without washing. This creates such a stench that noone can escape the smell.
Oh man, we ordered pizza and the delivery driver was wearing his 6 day old fart pants.
fart pants by J. Foreskin October 2, 2008

Fartcats 

Popular word used by a lot of people that refers to cats or humanoid cats that fart on themselves and on people. Also another word to represent a Fartcat Slave in the FartArmy. The current leader of the FartArmy is Farcatniss!
Omg, did you see those Fartcats last night that farted on that one person? It was beautiful!
Fartcats by Fartcat Master November 20, 2016

fantapants 

A female with ginger hair, whether or not her genital area has been shaved or waxed, is referred to with the affectionate term "fantapants"
Ginger haired girl enters the room.
"Hi fantapants"
fantapants by Gordon "Yeti" July 26, 2005

fartpatch 

the small patch of hair on the lower back. AKA: "Fartch"
"My Fartpatch looks like a moldy cheeseburger"
fartpatch by Insane Wayne October 5, 2008

facepants 

A beard, goatee or handlebar mustache
Guy 1: Hey dude, what happened to your facepants?
Guy 2: My girlfriend doesn't like facial hair, so I shaved them off
facepants by DBDWallStreet March 25, 2010

poop skiddy fart pants 

A terrible insult aimed at the intergrity of a persons ability to hold their own feces.
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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