gumpa's definitions

fagpants

Those billowing, multi-pocketed cargo type pants, often worn by those who perceive themselves as "current" or "cutting edge" The huge cargo pockets, often found just above or at the knees, are rarely used, and the garment generally looks ill-fitting and unattractive.

"Hey, Bill - look at that jackass with the Eddie Bauer bucket hat and fagpants"

by gumpa June 6, 2009

BUDDA

acronym for a futile act - "Barking Up a Dead Dog's Ass"

"You can go ahead and try to sell me that credit card insurance, lady, but I think you're BUDDA.

by gumpa June 11, 2009