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A man who exists only for a girl to sleep with when she is horny in public. they are soon after quickly forgotten
P1: so i saw you with a fastman...
P2: who?
P1:yeah seems about right.
fastman by seventy_four. July 25, 2009
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fastlanefuck 

Anyone driving slow in the fastlane on a roadway. Someone that should drive in the slowlane.
It sucks to be in a hurry and getting stuck behind a fastlanefuck.
fastlanefuck by jpg3 July 30, 2011
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fatmanur 

Fatmanur is a very beautiful and funny girl. Most of the time she is very quit. She is a good person, who can help you by your problems. She is sometimes shy, but when she is alone, she can be very weird...
LÜLÜLÜL FATMANUR
A human atomic bomb.

Usually in the form of a sneak jump attack.
He stole my spot on the couch!

So fatman him.
fatman by lanners January 8, 2011
Facebook, Amazon, Google, Tesla, Microsoft, Apple, Netflix

7 of the most dominant and hyped tech companies in the US.
Get in on FAGTMAN now since stonks only go up 🚀
FAGTMAN by monkeman42069 January 7, 2021
A fictional superhero created by radio/TV personality Howard Stern.
Fartman split open that amplifier at that awards show on MTV.
Fartman by Ryan Thompson January 4, 2004

fatman belch 

When a teenaged female burps so loud it resembles the burp of a man who just ate 20 hot dogs.
Ash: buuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpppppppp!

Charlene: Oh Ash come on you're a young lady you shouldn't be burping like that.

Quintin: Yeah Ash, that was a fatman belch.
fatman belch by lil fuzzy July 24, 2009
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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