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fastlanefuck 

Anyone driving slow in the fastlane on a roadway. Someone that should drive in the slowlane.
It sucks to be in a hurry and getting stuck behind a fastlanefuck.
fastlanefuck by jpg3 July 30, 2011

Fastlane 

Amazing TV show that came on in 2002-2003 on FOX: hot cars, hot guys, hot girls, hot music, hot action...one of the only shows after 21 Jump Street (in the '80s) that made cops look cool.

Then all of a sudden, FOX decided to be a prick and move it to Friday nights and people stopped watching it. Why was this a stupid decision? Because each episode costed $2.6MILLION dollars to shoot in the Warner Bros. Studios - who would put a show with an extremely high cost of production on a Friday night?!

The series ended on a major cliffhanger with Billie being kidnapped and fans like myself were left with no resolution. Fastlane came out on DVD in July 2008 but sales were very low. Why? Because the entire soundtrack was changed due to copyright issues. It no longer had the same feel to it.

As a huge Fastlane fan, I hope that in the future we get a better DVD set, blu-ray collection of Fastlane, a Fastlane movie and a Fastlane SEASON 2.
Person 1: yo did u watch Fastlane yesterday?!

Person 2: yh it was well sik. did you see when van pissed on that dog?

Person 1: init! Van is da man.

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Person 1: I'm so gutted Fastlane finished!

Person 2: I KNOW! We didn't even get to see what happened to Billie! Are they making a season 2?

Person 1: no. FOX are too poor.
Fastlane by takemeback June 1, 2010

WWE Fastlane 

A WWE Live PPV Event that takes place every year, It first debuted back in 2015. Roman Reigns has main evented 2/3 of these events god dammit
Person 1: Did you watch WWE Fastlane Last Night?
Person 2: Do you mean RomanLane? Because he main events every god damn time
WWE Fastlane by ROMANWNISLOL February 26, 2017

Canadian Fastlane 

The narrow patch of dirt between the edge of the highway and the grass in the median. Traveled mostly by drunks and people who got their drivers license from a gumball machine. Thus the reason this area is worn down to the dirt. If you reach the rumble strip with your passenger side tires you are traveling in the Canadian Fastlane.
Dispatch, send me an extra unit to I75 southbound, old Teds driving in the canadian fastlane again
Canadian Fastlane by eville March 7, 2011
Britain's nuclear Headquarters, home to four massive submarine-like tridents.

Comfortably near Glasgow, because the yanks still think of Scotchland as bunnies and sheepshaggers and billy connely, and a A-bomb widna stop oor spirit from rising!!

Bollocks.

if some terrorist was to blow up faslane, Glasgow would be obliterated.
tridents are able to blow up the wholw world easily, and use our tax money to pay for it. Shit.
Yank.Yeehaw, this sure is pretty! This must be FAs-lane...is that a whale honey?

Yank Bitch.Well, its big and black, but it seems to be shooting white stones into the sky.

yank.Is that a siren?
faslane by Biafra J July 12, 2004

Fastlane 

I crappy show that fox used to steal my alias.
Let's just RAPE THIS KID OF HIS ALIAS FOR A HORRIBLE TV SHOW!
Fastlane by Fastlane January 29, 2004