fast-laned 

When a woman with a fatherless child tries to get a new guy to be the new father within a few weeks of dating. He's getting 'fast-laned' into a family he didn't start.

"Mikey's only been with her a month and the kid's calling him 'Dad'. I think he's getting fast-laned!"

fast-laned by Swarmpi04 November 9, 2014

fastlanefuck 

Anyone driving slow in the fastlane on a roadway. Someone that should drive in the slowlane.

It sucks to be in a hurry and getting stuck behind a fastlanefuck.

fastlanefuck by jpg3 July 30, 2011

Fastlane 

Amazing TV show that came on in 2002-2003 on FOX: hot cars, hot guys, hot girls, hot music, hot action...one of the only shows after 21 Jump Street (in the '80s) that made cops look cool.

Then all of a sudden, FOX decided to be a prick and move it to Friday nights and people stopped watching it. Why was this a stupid decision? Because each episode costed $2.6MILLION dollars to shoot in the Warner Bros. Studios - who would put a show with an extremely high cost of production on a Friday night?!

The series ended on a major cliffhanger with Billie being kidnapped and fans like myself were left with no resolution. Fastlane came out on DVD in July 2008 but sales were very low. Why? Because the entire soundtrack was changed due to copyright issues. It no longer had the same feel to it.

As a huge Fastlane fan, I hope that in the future we get a better DVD set, blu-ray collection of Fastlane, a Fastlane movie and a Fastlane SEASON 2.

Person 1: yo did u watch Fastlane yesterday?!

Person 2: yh it was well sik. did you see when van pissed on that dog?

Person 1: init! Van is da man.

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Person 1: I'm so gutted Fastlane finished!

Person 2: I KNOW! We didn't even get to see what happened to Billie! Are they making a season 2?

Person 1: no. FOX are too poor.

Fastlane by takemeback June 1, 2010

WWE Fastlane 

A WWE Live PPV Event that takes place every year, It first debuted back in 2015. Roman Reigns has main evented 2/3 of these events god dammit

Person 1: Did you watch WWE Fastlane Last Night?
Person 2: Do you mean RomanLane? Because he main events every god damn time

WWE Fastlane by ROMANWNISLOL February 26, 2017

Canadian Fastlane 

The narrow patch of dirt between the edge of the highway and the grass in the median. Traveled mostly by drunks and people who got their drivers license from a gumball machine. Thus the reason this area is worn down to the dirt. If you reach the rumble strip with your passenger side tires you are traveling in the Canadian Fastlane.

Dispatch, send me an extra unit to I75 southbound, old Teds driving in the canadian fastlane again

Canadian Fastlane by eville March 7, 2011

Fastlane 

I crappy show that fox used to steal my alias.

Let's just RAPE THIS KID OF HIS ALIAS FOR A HORRIBLE TV SHOW!

Fastlane by Fastlane January 29, 2004

Fastlane Candy 

(Noun)

1. (Recreational drug) A pill of ampethamin/ectasy/speed (or other drugs that are used as stimulants) taken on the way to a party or during a car trip , often expecting it to kick in when you get there.

2. (noun) A girl you pick up on the side of the road and fuck in your car on a parking by the freeway before you go back on your way. Also, the fact of having sex with a female hitchiker you picked up. Also the fact of fucking a prostitute in a hurry on your way to something.

3. (music) One fifth of the famous Belgian band Fastlane Candies

1) Dude, we should drop some fastlane candies before we go cause I'm pretty sure Steve's party's totally gonna blow if i'm not on something.

2) Steve was like three hours late at A.S.U cause he scored the hottest fastlane candy on his way to Boone. Looks like this guys sure knows how to "give you a ride"!

3) Fastlane Candies are touring everywhere this summer, I so want to catch them live in Paris!

Fastlane Candy by NeonJelly November 22, 2011