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fastlanefuck 

Anyone driving slow in the fastlane on a roadway. Someone that should drive in the slowlane.
It sucks to be in a hurry and getting stuck behind a fastlanefuck.
fastlanefuck by jpg3 July 30, 2011
Related Words
fassl • fasslane • Fassle • Fassler • fassy • fass • fassy hole • Fasshole • Fastlane • fastly

FassAvoy 

(Similar to McBender or McABender.)

1. The portmanteau couple name for the James McAvoy and Michael Fassbender RPS pairing.

2. Fandom involving the two actors James McAvoy and Michael Fassbender.

3. A good example of bromance that has spread like a wildfire after the newest X-Men-movie "X-Men First Class" where the two actors played Professor X(McAvoy) and Magneto(Fassbender) together.

4. Also claimed to be a lifestyle cultivated by fangirls of the McBender Bromance.
TumblrFangirl 1: OMG I just saw "X-Men FC" for the third time!! FassAvoy never gets old!!!<333

TumblrFangirl 2: Keep calm and ship FassAvoy/McBender!<3
FassAvoy by ThatDanishChick July 10, 2011

Fassi Hole

Batty or Anus.. Calling someone a fassi hole is telling them that they are a batty or homosexual (male).
U is a blood claat fassi!

Di fassi hole tel lie pan mi!
Fassi Hole by V Dee February 10, 2009

Fassy Kisser 

The definition varies; just ask the holy lord and savior of the Capetian Dynasty and Han Dynasty. It’s the ultimate insult that can only be used every half life and destroys people’s career.
Nick: You are a FASSY KISSER!
Sean: No, Nick you’ve ruined me.
Fassy Kisser by FasseyKISSER632 February 6, 2018

Fassdong 

The penis of actor Michael Fassbender, often seen protruding from his jeans (or as seen in X-Men: First Class, sweatpants).
Hey, Michael Fassbender! Is that a snake in your pants or is the Fassdong just happy to see me? Oh yeah.
Fassdong by Skystalker11 July 1, 2011
Someone who abuses animals, threatens children, corrupts villages or eats way too many bananas.
"See him, he's disgusting, he's nothing but a fassad."
"I love bananas, I'm such a fassad!"
Fassad by SalsaTheMonkey April 18, 2019
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
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