Fassle

Something that is a faff and a hassle.

That was a complete fassle.

by Unicorn Starling July 26, 2018

Fassbending

To behave in the manner of Michael Fassbender. To consistently exhibit outrageous sexual and deviant behavior until everyone around you is also having fun.

Let's start fassbending and get this party started.

by ViperJock March 27, 2012

Fesslehead

Also can be called Fessle. A person who is lacking in common sense. Often confused with the plant fiddlehead

You are such a fesslehead!

by Jakeybaby June 21, 2006

Fassbender

1. (verb) An attempt to seduce or entice a female into an amorous or sexual situation; often facilitated through an intense, non-verbal stare. Derived from actor Michael Fassbender's powerful performance in the 2011 film Shame.

2. (adjective) To display the qualities of Fassbendering.

1. Last night was a total success - my buddy and I Fassbendered a couple of girls at the bar and woke up in their apartment.

2. Did you see the Fassbender look that handsome guy just gave me? I know who I'm going home with tonight...

by AmericanErik January 2, 2012

fashled

an egg timer which lives in a high fashion apartment and takes class a drugs :0 x

bob: hey babes wuu2?
fred: i feel fashled
bob: better get ur high fashion apartment on!!
*they snog*

by hobored11 October 1, 2011

Fasled

Most commonly refers to the act of ripping someone off, freeloading, and or scandalous behavior.

Example 1: You just got fasled

Example 2: I'm totally fasling you

by lolobananas March 18, 2013

Fassbender

A fancy term for premature ejaculation for when you're losing the erection so quickly that it will start to sag within seconds, thus resulting in a fasst-bend.

Although many men have fassbender problems, some have the ability to turn the frown upside down by making a fassbender knot.

by Flat-tits May 26, 2017