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lord fartwad

a women with a large face and has a 30+ body count. she is also usually a b*tch
“do you guys hear that train?”—-“oh that’s just lord fartwad”
lord fartwad by lordfartwad.08 January 9, 2025

fartador 

Like a matador but using the red cape or “muleta“ to whoosh away the farts as they are emitted.
That poor reeking fucker needs a fartador to accompany him wherever he goes.
fartador by Dr Bunnygirl June 10, 2020

fartwarming 

1. Warming, with use of a fart, and in particular, a warming fart.
2. Emotionally touching, in an ass-gaseous way.
1. The bed was so cold, I needed to do some fartwarming to keep my toes from freezing.

2. Did you see that fartwarming Jack Black comedy, where he saved the day and gets the girl with his ass gas powers?
fartwarming by Brjtlc June 18, 2010

fartsadaisical 

Lose of energy caused by the breaking of wind.
That fart left Olive in a fartsadaisical state.
fartsadaisical by StubbieJohnson February 20, 2019

Fartnado 

The act of ripping a stanky fart next to another person then immediately running around them tight circles so as to create an inescapable cyclone of noxious fart gas.
Dude I just got fartnado'd pretty bad, every direction was full of stink.
Fartnado by TtotheDM January 31, 2014

Fartnado 

When two or more people around someone fart around the same time causing the stink from their farts to meet at that person and making a super cloud of stink like when the cold and warm fronts of a tornado meet.
Oh man, it stinks so bad over here. I must be caught in a fartnado.
Fartnado by Matt D. Underwood March 4, 2008