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fartado

When more than one person farts simultaneously. The farts then mix to create a tornado like, violently rotating column of synergetic stench.
Awww dude was that me or you?! ... Must have been a fartado.
by 1234qwer1234 May 22, 2013
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Fartado's Lady

This is the pinnacle of deceit. It is the lowest possible classification found under the umbrella of the category "Sancho". This is a homewrecking act done by a female. In which, a female participates in any sexual act that involves ejaculation with a male that is taken or in a relationship with a distinct female classification. The key part here is, the male that is chosen to complete this grungeful act with HAS to be taken by a female significant other that is either a hooker, prostitute, escort, or any other classification of female that exchanges sexual acts with a predetermined agreement to receive a monetary settlement for this act. This is the crucial part in order to classify as a Fartado's Lady. It is the most vile and vengeful cheating act known to man. Generally this act is done by a female who is cheating to hurt someone (ex boyfriend, bf, etc). Condoms/protection are strictly forbidden, otherwise that defeats the purpose. And yes, escorts do have significant others.
Oh, No Way! That Mexican girl with the fake rrrrumpa clearly is not afraid to admit she had sex with Jaimas boyfriend! She just took down Jaima's whole client list in one swoop! She went for the dagger! Got someone with the 'ol: Fartado's Lady. Someone must have really pissed her off.
by Da Wordsmiff May 31, 2018
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Fartdouken

Cupping a fresh fart in your hands and throwing it in the manner of a Hadouken.
Mike: "Hey Rob"
Rob: "What?"
*Fartdouken*
Mike: "FARTDOUKEN!!!"
by Senor Wang November 23, 2010
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fartador

Like a matador but using the red cape or “muleta“ to whoosh away the farts as they are emitted.
That poor reeking fucker needs a fartador to accompany him wherever he goes.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 10, 2020
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Fartnado

The act of ripping a stanky fart next to another person then immediately running around them tight circles so as to create an inescapable cyclone of noxious fart gas.
Dude I just got fartnado'd pretty bad, every direction was full of stink.
by TtotheDM January 31, 2014
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Fartnado

When two or more people around someone fart around the same time causing the stink from their farts to meet at that person and making a super cloud of stink like when the cold and warm fronts of a tornado meet.
Oh man, it stinks so bad over here. I must be caught in a fartnado.
by Matt D. Underwood March 4, 2008
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nelly furtado

A Canadian-Portugese pop singer, who has been around for a few years. She had success with her first album, "Whoa, Nelly!" and then disappeared for a while after her second album, "Folklore" was released. She made a big comeback in 2006 with her third album, "Loose." The songs on this album are very different (lyric-wise) in my opinion. I prefer her older music.
Person 1: Have you heard about Nelly Furtado?
Person 2: I heard about her when she released "Whoa, Nelly!" a few years ago.
by watertastesyummy January 10, 2007
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