fartmetta

That one art teacher….

“Mr Fartmetta, please don’t shoot me with your laser eyes I just Missed one spot of charcoal in my piece” -Me bc I have an assignment that’s 5 years late that’s still due.

by XxSniper360xX March 7, 2023

fartattack

Verb
A sickness in which a person, usually a Faraz, in which a person farts nonstop until diarrhea comes out.

Holy crap, Faraz just had a major fartattack during Spanish class.

by Waxley1337 August 3, 2009

Fartsetto

When you fart and a high-pitched squeal comes out instead.

Her fart was so beautifully high-pitched, it was forever deemed a fartsetto.

by shamu11 January 30, 2015

fartmeat

Term used to define the substance which fills yor undies when you 'follow through'

dave you dirty bastard, that one had fartmeat in it, you'd better check your underpants

by markus October 8, 2004

Farretta

The last name of a family of highly intelligent, attractive and skilled Italian men and women who are known for their confidence and charm.

It was my privilege to have dinner with one of the Farretta's last night.

by TaylorClementine October 5, 2019

fartment

A situation in which the passage of gas is sequestered by the constrictive nature of the clothing worn (ie. rain pants, one piece snowsuits) and the fart comingles with other body odours, fermenting in the heat and moisture also trapped by the clothing, making it far smellier than a regular fart by the time it escapes.

Variances: fartmented, fartmenting, fartmentation.

I heard Dan break wind 10 minutes ago but I haven't smelt anything yet because it is fartmenting in his plastic fisherman's pants.

by AllIwantForChristmasIsAhippo December 24, 2009

Russian Fartlette

A game whereby you have to try to fart without following through. Particularly tough when you are suffering from diarrhea!

Mum, I'm not feeling well and need a clean pair of pants...again.

Ah bless you darling, you been playing Russian Fartlette again?

Yeah, I'm 2-1 down now!

by Ricardo The Judge June 10, 2014