fartmetta
“Mr Fartmetta, please don’t shoot me with your laser eyes I just Missed one spot of charcoal in my piece” -Me bc I have an assignment that’s 5 years late that’s still due.
fartmetta by XxSniper360xX March 7, 2023
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fartattack
Verb
A sickness in which a person, usually a Faraz, in which a person farts nonstop until diarrhea comes out.
A sickness in which a person, usually a Faraz, in which a person farts nonstop until diarrhea comes out.
fartattack by Waxley1337 August 3, 2009
Farretta
The last name of a family of highly intelligent, attractive and skilled Italian men and women who are known for their confidence and charm.
Farretta by TaylorClementine October 5, 2019
fartment
A situation in which the passage of gas is sequestered by the constrictive nature of the clothing worn (ie. rain pants, one piece snowsuits) and the fart comingles with other body odours, fermenting in the heat and moisture also trapped by the clothing, making it far smellier than a regular fart by the time it escapes.
Variances: fartmented, fartmenting, fartmentation.
Variances: fartmented, fartmenting, fartmentation.
I heard Dan break wind 10 minutes ago but I haven't smelt anything yet because it is fartmenting in his plastic fisherman's pants.
fartment by AllIwantForChristmasIsAhippo December 24, 2009
Russian Fartlette
A game whereby you have to try to fart without following through. Particularly tough when you are suffering from diarrhea!
Mum, I'm not feeling well and need a clean pair of pants...again.
Ah bless you darling, you been playing Russian Fartlette again?
Yeah, I'm 2-1 down now!
Ah bless you darling, you been playing Russian Fartlette again?
Yeah, I'm 2-1 down now!
Russian Fartlette by Ricardo The Judge June 10, 2014
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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