fartment

A situation in which the passage of gas is sequestered by the constrictive nature of the clothing worn (ie. rain pants, one piece snowsuits) and the fart comingles with other body odours, fermenting in the heat and moisture also trapped by the clothing, making it far smellier than a regular fart by the time it escapes.

Variances: fartmented, fartmenting, fartmentation.

I heard Dan break wind 10 minutes ago but I haven't smelt anything yet because it is fartmenting in his plastic fisherman's pants.

by AllIwantForChristmasIsAhippo December 24, 2009

fartmeat

Term used to define the substance which fills yor undies when you 'follow through'

dave you dirty bastard, that one had fartmeat in it, you'd better check your underpants

by markus October 8, 2004

fartmanteau

Derived from the word portmanteau, which is when 2 different words are joined to create another word (e.g. fantabulous, which is the combination of fantastic & fabulous), fartmanteau is when the made-up word falls under toilet humor .

Dude 1: Duuuuude, I thought up another word today while smoking out. Shitarded. It's when something is both shitty & retarded.
Dude 2: That's dope.
Dude 1: No...That's a fartmanteau, my friend.

by catfight12 January 8, 2009

fartmentor

The source of a continuous emission of anus gas.

It sucks sitting next to a fartmentor in a movie with no escape in site.

by Frank Podesta &Frank Rosado January 20, 2018

fartiment

Something to enhance the effectiveness of your flatulence. Examples are vienna franks, coffee, warm beer, beets, most anything found on the food shelves of 24 hour markets.

Tom was blowing me out the car with his farts.

What did you do?

I stopped at the Food Mart and got some fartiments...a bag of Cheetos, a can of vienna franks, a warm PBR, and a can of beans. In around 10 minutes I let go a wet one. He was hanging his head out the window and crying like a rat eating onions.

by Mr. Brown Pants Times Two May 28, 2009

fartventriliquist

When one talks out of ones' arse

You should get a job as a fartventriliquist because you spend so much time talking POO!

by sticksman 88 May 10, 2009

fartmeat

When you fart in or on raw meat and cook it and then eat it.

Derek why did you eat that fartmeat.

by cuntmynose91 June 20, 2007