A fart attack is an occasion when a person farts 5 times or more in a row. It usually occurs when someone eats veggie patties or some raspberry fig bars, but can still happen with any other meal. Some people even have to get gas pills because of how loud their fart attack is (if you fart a lot of times in a row silently then that’s not a real fart attack). It often sounds like a bomb attack and is disgusting. Please stay away from these kinds of people.

Damn punk why you farting so much?
Sorry I can’t control my fart attack.

Fart Attack by BigPutz41 April 29, 2022

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Fart Attack

A fart attack is a condition in which gasses build up inside of ones intestines and cause stomach and chest pains. The build up of gas is usually due to the inability to release said gas. Fart attacks usually occur in the worst possible situation, such as dinner with the grandparents or a yoga session with the girlfriend and her mother. Fart attacks are dangerous and can lead to random combustion.

Josh: dude!
Me: dude I had the worst fart attack ever last night, my girlfriend made me watch a silent movie with her and her mom!

Fart Attack by BarnacleBill November 15, 2010

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Fart Attack

Suffering from pain in heart due to gases in stomach. As opposed to Heart Attack, it is pain in heart due to gases in stomach.

He is suffering from Fart Attack.

Fart Attack by Sameer Ingole April 26, 2006

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fart attack

n. Involuntary spasms of the colon and rectum resulting in uncontrollable flatulence.

Right as I was about to eat her pussy, she had a fart attack.

fart attack by Miryam Websta April 25, 2004

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