fartmentor

The source of a continuous emission of anus gas.

It sucks sitting next to a fartmentor in a movie with no escape in site.

by Frank Podesta &Frank Rosado January 20, 2018

fartment

A situation in which the passage of gas is sequestered by the constrictive nature of the clothing worn (ie. rain pants, one piece snowsuits) and the fart comingles with other body odours, fermenting in the heat and moisture also trapped by the clothing, making it far smellier than a regular fart by the time it escapes.

Variances: fartmented, fartmenting, fartmentation.

I heard Dan break wind 10 minutes ago but I haven't smelt anything yet because it is fartmenting in his plastic fisherman's pants.

by AllIwantForChristmasIsAhippo December 24, 2009

fartventriliquist

When one talks out of ones' arse

You should get a job as a fartventriliquist because you spend so much time talking POO!

by sticksman 88 May 10, 2009

fermentory

A micro-brewery where beer and hops are fermented

Jack and Jill went on a date beee tasting at the the fermentory

by Lauryn M May 4, 2022