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fartment 

A situation in which the passage of gas is sequestered by the constrictive nature of the clothing worn (ie. rain pants, one piece snowsuits) and the fart comingles with other body odours, fermenting in the heat and moisture also trapped by the clothing, making it far smellier than a regular fart by the time it escapes.

Variances: fartmented, fartmenting, fartmentation.
I heard Dan break wind 10 minutes ago but I haven't smelt anything yet because it is fartmenting in his plastic fisherman's pants.
Related Words

fartventriliquist 

When one talks out of ones' arse
You should get a job as a fartventriliquist because you spend so much time talking POO!

fermentory 

A micro-brewery where beer and hops are fermented
Jack and Jill went on a date beee tasting at the the fermentory
fermentory by Lauryn M May 4, 2022