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fartment 

A situation in which the passage of gas is sequestered by the constrictive nature of the clothing worn (ie. rain pants, one piece snowsuits) and the fart comingles with other body odours, fermenting in the heat and moisture also trapped by the clothing, making it far smellier than a regular fart by the time it escapes.

Variances: fartmented, fartmenting, fartmentation.
I heard Dan break wind 10 minutes ago but I haven't smelt anything yet because it is fartmenting in his plastic fisherman's pants.
Related Words

fartventriliquist 

When one talks out of ones' arse
You should get a job as a fartventriliquist because you spend so much time talking POO!

fermentory 

A micro-brewery where beer and hops are fermented
Jack and Jill went on a date beee tasting at the the fermentory
fermentory by Lauryn M May 4, 2022

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026