fartmeat

Term used to define the substance which fills yor undies when you 'follow through'

dave you dirty bastard, that one had fartmeat in it, you'd better check your underpants

by markus October 8, 2004

fartmeat

When you fart in or on raw meat and cook it and then eat it.

Derek why did you eat that fartmeat.

by cuntmynose91 June 20, 2007

Fartbeat

The way you can tell if an animal or person is still alive when they look asleep/dead, because they pop a fart.

Johnny: "Hey man I think shes dead, or passed out, I dunno!"

Marty: "Eww hear that... shes just farted"

Johnny: "Yeah man shes definitely got a fartbeat"

by Crus_Russ March 16, 2010

In A Fartbeat

Showing little importance or significance; eventually.

Contrary to "in a heartbeat," which means 'immediately.'
Proclaims one's laziness.

Person #1: Would you fuck Ted's sister?
Person #2: Eh, in a fartbeat.

by Dumpology September 20, 2010

fartment

A situation in which the passage of gas is sequestered by the constrictive nature of the clothing worn (ie. rain pants, one piece snowsuits) and the fart comingles with other body odours, fermenting in the heat and moisture also trapped by the clothing, making it far smellier than a regular fart by the time it escapes.

Variances: fartmented, fartmenting, fartmentation.

I heard Dan break wind 10 minutes ago but I haven't smelt anything yet because it is fartmenting in his plastic fisherman's pants.

by AllIwantForChristmasIsAhippo December 24, 2009

fartbeat

When you fart to the rhythm of your hear beat.

After running a mile, Mike decided to fartbeat. It was quite entertaining.

by lordpoop October 12, 2010

fartmentor

The source of a continuous emission of anus gas.

It sucks sitting next to a fartmentor in a movie with no escape in site.

by Frank Podesta &Frank Rosado January 20, 2018