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Fartknuckle 

This is what you call someone when they are being a little shit.
Bob pushes your 110 year old grandma down the stairs.
Mother: you fartknuckle!
Fartknuckle by Volleyball24 December 21, 2019

Fartknuckle 

When you open your buttchecks to make it silent but it squeaks.
Kevin:Bro I totally fartknuckled this morning
Fartknuckle by Yoyocatsordogs November 8, 2019

Fartknuckle Varnet 

Literally sexy hot mama i fucking love her shes super hot i would die for her i love her curves

fartknocker 

A generic insulting noun, coined by Butthead of MTV's Beavis and Butthead.
While they were watching the premier of GWAR's "Saddam a Go-Go" video, Beavis got in Butthead's line of view of the TV. Butthead shouted "Move it, fartknocker!"
fartknocker by SoulfulZen May 15, 2005

Fart Knuckle 

noun: refering to the knuckle on your finger that, when inserted into the rectum of your sexual partner will cause them to expel gas around your finger and out their ass

dude check this out!!!! Got it in Sherry all the way up to here before I hit the fart knuckle!!!
Fart Knuckle by free42night August 24, 2006

Fartknocker 

A semi-derogatory term that is based on a long, popping fart that simulates the sound of knocking; often farted on wooden chairs.
kiss my ass you fartknocker
Fartknocker by Jodayo July 20, 2003
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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