fartdunckle

The coolest thing on the planet unless it's an insult which is the meanest of the meanest

1.Ugh you're such a fartdunckle
2.Omg you're literally a fart dunckle

by Reloins October 25, 2022

fartfunkled

Very confused, no relative clue as to what is going on

He was as fartfunkled as a baby in a topless bar

by Amber June 30, 2004

fardunkle

1) a horde of chickens fighting over the bologna sandwich of the new millennium, but it's bad bologna, and one of the chickens is to be frozen later.

"dude, i'm goin to a fardunkle later...you in?"

by 7'1'' George Washington June 11, 2008

fartknuckle

when someone farts and it sounds like they cracked their knuckle

Jane tried to get away with a quiet fartknuckle, but we all smelled it and blew up her spot.

by wordslanggga December 30, 2014

Fartsuckle

1. To suckle on once fart. IE To put your mouth around ones butthole while farting and suckle.

2. A name one might call a person when mad

Shut up you fartsuckle

Your a fartsuckler

Fuck you, you fucking fartsuckling, fucksuckle

by zandan April 28, 2008

Fartknuckle

This is what you call someone when they are being a little shit.

Bob pushes your 110 year old grandma down the stairs.
Mother: you fartknuckle!

by Volleyball24 December 21, 2019

fartnuckle

A fart so voluminous that after it has been expelled from your system you have to tighten up your belt by at least one buckle.

Fartnuckles are best experienced when they're a total surprise.

You'd think it would be call a "fartbuckle" but it's actually "fartnuckle," with an "n." And to be clear, it's not "fartknuckle" with a "kn." It's just an "n."

For any Game of Thrones fans:
one horn is a fartnuckle, two horns wildlings, three horns White Walkers

by Ae5Ea8 January 18, 2017