Fartsuckle

1. To suckle on once fart. IE To put your mouth around ones butthole while farting and suckle.

2. A name one might call a person when mad

Shut up you fartsuckle

Your a fartsuckler

Fuck you, you fucking fartsuckling, fucksuckle

by zandan April 28, 2008

Fartsickle

When a succulent fart is stored in a container and then freezed over night to enjoy the next day.

Yo P-Pots while you're at the freezer can you grab me a fartsickle too?

by SpongeBob&Patrick August 31, 2010

fartfucker

someone who has sex with farts

When Pam Anderson would fart in a sex tape, the DP, a real fartfucker, would try and bang her farts.

by AdolfHitler69 February 17, 2015

fartsicle

n. flatulance in such a cold environment that one might expect it to solidify like an icicle.

Alternatively used as an expression of disappointment or to describe one's behavior. Synonymous with crapsack, poopsack, fartsack.

It's so cold out here I'm producing fartsicles!

You're such a fartsicle!

by Rachel Woodhouse November 30, 2006

fartfunkled

Very confused, no relative clue as to what is going on

He was as fartfunkled as a baby in a topless bar

by Amber June 30, 2004

Fartbucket

A car (usually import, more recently domestic) which has no performance modifications to it except a high flow exhaust system that when the driver steps on the gas, makes a sound like you're farting into a bucket.

"Pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbwbwbwbwbwbwbwbwbwbwbbb", said the Honda Civic

"Look at all these high school kids driving around in their fartbuckets."

by TMGChuck January 28, 2010

Fartbucket

An exhaust mod that exceeds 3 inches in diameter. Frequently used by ricers

lol look at that ricer with a huge fartbucket! i bet it gives his car 20 more horsepower!

by markusalkemus66 December 22, 2008