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Fart.bat

An autoexecute file named by joe that causes a sound effect to play when the OS is loaded. Also a word that makes stan laugh...Silly Asians!
"Auto Execute Fart.bat" said joe
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA" lauged stanley.
"JOE!!!" yelled mrs. Wilber
by DavX0r September 26, 2003
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fart battle

With roots in the Japanese Edo period (1603-1867), and popularized by the daily fart battle web site, FartBattle(dot)com, a fart battle is a flatulence competition where 2 or more participants expel flatus and a winner is deemed based on several criteria such as length, vibration, volume, frequency, smell, or dampness.
Why are you guys farting into your smart phones?
Oh, we're having a fart battle, recording our farts to be put up on FartBattle(dot)com for judging. We must settle this score!
by Scottopolis November 28, 2013
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fart battle

when you are sitting in class and a fart comes along, but you struggle not to release it. The ensuing battle between you and the fart is called a fart battle.

When observing one in the midst of a fart battle they can often be found making funny faces, and are generally enveloped in extreme focus. These battles are extremely dangerous, as the fart could at any moment explode and overwhelm the victim or those those around him/her.
guy 1 - dude today in math I had to fart so bad, it was so hard to keep it in

guy 2- i know what u mean, I have fart battles all the time
by fart battle master April 12, 2010
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fart batter

Is normally when a build up of gas finally erupts from the anus. It shoots the dingle berries that have been collecting in the anal hairs. This reactions causes it to splatter on the draws like a gooey batter.
Tom:”Hey guys! Call a table for one! The fart batters on me!”
Drake:”That’s disgusting dumb!”
by ScreamingOwl February 4, 2024
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Fart battle

Something likes rap battle but instead you dont rap but you fart and instead od competing with rapers you Are competing with fartmaxxers
Whats up my nigga wanna have a fart battle
by freakyrizzlertonda May 24, 2025
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Fart in the bath

Something self-generated or inflicted that is fundamentally disgusting but relished simultaneously.
Sis: Done reading Twilight.

Bro: What the hell man?

Sis: I know, it’s disgusting yet at the same time I couldn’t stop reading. It’s similar to that one time I had a fart in the bath, it was disgusting but at the same time splendid.
by Le_Moff May 14, 2012
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End of batch fart

The last farts before you need a poo. These farts tens to be the most pungent of all farts.
Man 1: “holy shit that smells“
Man 2: “yeah dude that was an end of batch fart, I'm off to drop the kids in the pool now“
by Emiloudee93 September 14, 2012
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