fartarse

some one who is fannying around!! taking along time to do something!

Mum: Can you come down and clear up your mess and stop being a fartarse

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Fartarded

When someone rips a fart so royally vial that everyone in the room will react with uncontrollable responses such as laughing, crying or gagging.

"After the cheese buffet Sven let one go in the car and we went fartarded."

Fartarded by sloh March 25, 2009

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soo full of fart's, that the victim/terrorist is considered slightly retarded to a degree.

a slob repetively farts many times in a span of minutes..
"man.. are you f**king fartarded?"

fartarded by gansta01 October 21, 2007

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Michael, stop fart-arseing around and mow the lawn.

fart-arse by xXDaniiXx December 14, 2008

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Fartarelli (Fartie): "Ayyy, what a relief!"

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The gas that is expelled through the anus when solid mass is expected to pass.

I experienced fartarge upon my last visit to the lavatory

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The gas that is expelled through the anus when solid mass is expected to pass.

I experienced fartarge upon my last visit to the lavatory

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