fart death

The most honorable death cause. it can happen anywhere at any time for any reason. fart death is when you fart so hard that your intestines can't take it anymore and you die.

john: "sorry to hear that your grandpa died jhon"
jhon: "atleast he died a fart death"
john: "hell yeah"

fart death by thatpithere January 13, 2024

death fart 

when one farts and it smells as if something has died and is in the process of decaying inside your rectum.

This type of fart usually clears out entire rooms and/or houses depending on how bad the said death fart is.

typically you want to avoid anyone who has death farts often, for they will more then likely stink.

ex...

1."OMG! dude i just death farted in my house, we can't go back inside till its quarantined."

2."dude i had a death far earlier, i threw up a little in my mouth it was so bad."
"ha-ha dam wish i could have smelled it"

3."this old guy at the movies had a death fart and cleared the whole place out. i don't think he could smell it because he was the only one still watching the movie"

death fart by escalade77 August 17, 2011

Ghost Fart of Death 

When a television show is being fillmed and one of the cameramen farts and completely ruins the film forcing the rest of the crew to start over.

Marty's Ghost Fart of Death made the rest of the crew vomit, forcing everyone to start again from scratch.

Ghost Fart of Death by Xero _ Manifest November 1, 2010

Apache death fart 

Flatulence released from the deepest depths of your bowels that it would suffocate 42 Apache Indians in a cave.

Holy shit Kristin you let out an Apache death fart in here roll down the windows!

Apache death fart by Setjeep June 7, 2018

Double-Death Fart

a) When your farts are already at a deadly level but it's as if your fart came to life and died again and leaked out of your butt hole.
b) When your fart lingers in an area, driving a person(s) away from that area, and when they come back, the fart is still there. (also known as a "double-taste")

a) Chris: I just farted.
Isaac: It's okay, i did too.
Chris: Holy crap, dude! I've been drinking protein shakes all day and ... ahhh!.. what the hell is wrong with your butt hole!?
Isaac: I dunno. They're pretty deadly, huh?
Chris: No man, your fart came to life and died, like a double-death fart!

b) AHHH! Who farted!?! **everyone leaves**

**everyone returns moments later** Oh My God! Why is that fart still here? I had to taste it TWICE!

Double-Death Fart by N0OS3 June 16, 2011

vulcan death fart 

An extremely stinky release of foul gasses emitted from a persons ass. usually makes people sick and causes them to leave.

Mr. edpettit cut a vulcan death fart and half of the class left. He needs to improve his diet!

vulcan death fart by loser edpettit April 23, 2008

Death Fart 

A thick musky fart that when inhaled unknowingly a part of you dies inside.

Dude, after smelling your that Death Fart a part of me died.

Death Fart by ☆GENDA☆ June 10, 2018