fart blast 

a. A fart sounding like a duck got stepped on and died
b. A prank envolving farting onto a super soaker and blasting someone in the face with a high powered fart

i better not let this one go its gonna be a fart blast and i dont have a change of underwear

fart blast by geminimonkey October 30, 2010

fart blaster 

A large muffler that creates a farting noise when added to the exhaust system of a four cylinder car. Generally having a large, chrome tip of about 4" in diameter or larger. These mufflers remove backpressure from the exhaust while also reducing low end torque in most engines, this occasionally makes cars slower than stock off the line and not much faster anywhere else.

"Why does every moron with a civic and $300 feel the need to install a fart blaster?"

fart blaster by alex November 13, 2004

fart blaster 

a large protruding usually somewhat muscular ass

Serena Williams

fart blaster by Anonymous April 28, 2003

fart blaster 

A person who can fart very loudly sometimes multiple times in a row.

Harry really ripped off a few loud ones. He's a fart blaster!

fart blaster by Mike Knight June 22, 2006

Fart Blasting 

The act of spreading your ass cheeks apart in order to amplify the sound of a fart.

Johny was fart blasting me today and it was disgusting!

Fart Blasting by Deadeyestink October 4, 2019

fart bastard 

a person who sharts aggressively without a filter

mike farted so aggressively it shook the house, he is definitely a fart bastard

fart bastard by fart bastard July 22, 2022

bastard fart

simply a fart with two tablespoons of shit contained within it.

"I farted today, and had to change my drawers, it was definitly a bastard fart."

bastard fart by Kelly Harris November 28, 2007