Definitions by geminimonkey

tainter painter 

a tattoo artist that specializes in tattooing taint

im going to get my taint painted i found a tainter painter

tainter painter by geminimonkey March 27, 2011

chia-gasm 

when you cum so hard that all of your hair stands on end and you look like a chia pet

i humped her so good last night i gave her a chia-gasm

chia-gasm by geminimonkey January 10, 2011

ass kazoo

when you are sitting in the exam room at a hospital in your gown and you fart on the paper

right as the dr. walked in i ripped a huge ass kazoo

ass kazoo by geminimonkey January 10, 2011

fart blast 

a. A fart sounding like a duck got stepped on and died
b. A prank envolving farting onto a super soaker and blasting someone in the face with a high powered fart

i better not let this one go its gonna be a fart blast and i dont have a change of underwear

fart blast by geminimonkey October 30, 2010