Farquat 

Bipolar self centered jackasses who think their already a rockstar. They are generally short and fat and have a small penis. They also give whatever poor arbitrary girl they can find Herpasyphacockalaids is the back of his Jeep, and on occasian swine flu. Often have random outbursts of anger when insulted about hot cousins, minimal amounts of hot chocolate, and people not picking up their trash. Beware, they attract demon chairs like black people to a KFC. They generally claim to smoke alotta pot and sit in class going "dude I'm so high," like a strait deuche.

"dammit i just got farquatted :("
"Why's he acting like such a farquat"

Farquat by Memonstrosity4 January 9, 2010

farquat 

the very small lord from shrek, he is quite a small weaner however obession with him is an easy trap to fall into

i personally would describe greg as a farquat

farquat by sam \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'eins\\\\\ March 28, 2003

farquat 

(v) Far-kwat' To perform a useless task or to idle about.

Look at that PennDot crew. Nine guys and one shovel, just farquatting around.

farquat by Pete Glowacki September 26, 2003

Lord Farquaad n Squad

A group of people, whom posses an extreme hate towards ham sandwiches, consists of people named Ikra, Zahra, Aminah, Jasmine and Erin. Of course, not to forget, the leader - Lord Farquaad.

Person 1: Gee, I do hate ham, don't you Zahra?
Person 2: Omg yes Ikra.
Person 3: Yes b
Person 1 & 2: Shut up Aminah Lord Farquaad n Squad are gonna kick you out.

Lord Farquaad n Squad by Lord Farquaad n Squad December 9, 2016

Lord Farquad 

Only The most sexy prince on the whole world, he is no where as sexy as the beast himself,Shrek, but can still get any trap or thot he wants. He is a total beast and has a 8 pack of abba

Thot 1: Did you watch Shrek 1
Trap 1: yeah it was so much better than my favorite anime Cars 3, lord farquad has such a nice 8 pack, though Shrek is still sexier

Lord Farquad by Thiccc Giraffe Necc May 16, 2018

Farquarding 

The act of taking a picture of your testicles from an underside view, without getting your penis in the picture. This is not a sexual act, but more of a practical joke.

"So dude I was farquarding my friend last night, and he sent me back a picture of his wang."

"WTF dude that's really gay of him"

"I know bro. Like a nutsacks one thing, but the wang is just too much"

Farquarding by Will Beatty June 5, 2013

Lord Farquaad 

The ruler of Duloc in the Shrek movie series. Aka "that nigga." Farquaad is very short and it is noted in the movie that he is probably compensating for something. Known to have popped a boner when his magic mirror showed him a picture of Princess Fiona.

Lord Farquaad sent Shrek and Donkey to rescue Princess Fiona so that he could marry her and become a king. Little did he know that she was actually an ogre.

Lord Farquaad by Ty Does Moose Stuff August 28, 2016