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Bipolar self centered jackasses who think their already a rockstar. They are generally short and fat and have a small penis. They also give whatever poor arbitrary girl they can find Herpasyphacockalaids is the back of his Jeep, and on occasian swine flu. Often have random outbursts of anger when insulted about hot cousins, minimal amounts of hot chocolate, and people not picking up their trash. Beware, they attract demon chairs like black people to a KFC. They generally claim to smoke alotta pot and sit in class going "dude I'm so high," like a strait deuche.
"dammit i just got farquatted :("
"Why's he acting like such a farquat"
by Memonstrosity4 January 09, 2010
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the very small lord from shrek, he is quite a small weaner however obession with him is an easy trap to fall into
i personally would describe greg as a farquat
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(v) Far-kwat' To perform a useless task or to idle about.
Look at that PennDot crew. Nine guys and one shovel, just farquatting around.
by Pete Glowacki September 26, 2003
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