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The name of a character from Shrek. Closely resembles "fuck wad."

Coincidence? I doubt it.
by captain matt January 27, 2005
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the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you


person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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Used to describe a person of short stature who generally acts like a dick. Usually a male in some sort of authoratative position. Named after the character from Shrek.
Man, things sure have gotten shitty around here since Farquaad got promoted to manager.
by Spongyblue December 29, 2005
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The main antagonist of the 2001 film Shrek whose main goal is to become the king of Duloc.

He is known for having a boner while watching Princess Fiona through the magic mirror.
Lord Farquaad is looking damn hot in his bed. OMG FUCKWAD SEX.
by SUCKMYKAKA September 20, 2011
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A person who has short black hair and is usually short
β€œLyha is farquaad a works at dreamworks animations”— Shrek
by Shrekandfionna February 19, 2019
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Lord Farquaad is the main antagonist in the movie Shrek. Can be used to as an insult to people. Meaning: An asshole; faggot; gay; stupid; non-Shrek believer; little bitch
HAHAHA! Look at those farquaads!
You're a farquaad!
by Shrek123 October 29, 2014
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