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A farqua is something you would call someone you wish to put on a lower level. A farqua is a douschbag, fag, loser, idiot, a farqua is a retard. it can also be a little shithead. a sprout. a dork, yet farqua is a sarcastic, yet truthful terminology.
when some does something dorkish or weird, call them a farqua.

when a guy is checking you out and nods his head to let yo know that he is looking at you then suddenly trips in front of you.. this would be an appropriate time to call out the word farqua.

when some nerd in class gets an A on a test that you needed to get an A on, but you suck and have a better social life... you should call them a farqua

when someone thinks their funny, call them are farqua.
farqua by Lo (the biggest) May 1, 2009

Lord Farquaad n Squad

A group of people, whom posses an extreme hate towards ham sandwiches, consists of people named Ikra, Zahra, Aminah, Jasmine and Erin. Of course, not to forget, the leader - Lord Farquaad.
Person 1: Gee, I do hate ham, don't you Zahra?
Person 2: Omg yes Ikra.
Person 3: Yes b
Person 1 & 2: Shut up Aminah Lord Farquaad n Squad are gonna kick you out.
Related Words

Faquable 

(Slang, Vulgar)
Etymology:
Faq+ able
Faq- an informal word for fuck
Meaning: Used as an informal word for fuckable, for a girl who has physical appeals that attract a guy and hence is worthy of being fucked up; sexually attractive
Guy 1: How's that pic of the girl that I sent you?
Guy 2: Dayum, she is faquable.
Faquable by TARUN June 21, 2015

farqueer 

A person that despises our ogrelord shrek and worships the queer lord named Farquaad
Did you see all those brogres beat the shit out of that farqueer the other day?
farqueer by Slayer of Farqueers January 11, 2015

Lord Farquad 

Only The most sexy prince on the whole world, he is no where as sexy as the beast himself,Shrek, but can still get any trap or thot he wants. He is a total beast and has a 8 pack of abba
Thot 1: Did you watch Shrek 1
Trap 1: yeah it was so much better than my favorite anime Cars 3, lord farquad has such a nice 8 pack, though Shrek is still sexier

Farquarding 

The act of taking a picture of your testicles from an underside view, without getting your penis in the picture. This is not a sexual act, but more of a practical joke.
"So dude I was farquarding my friend last night, and he sent me back a picture of his wang."

"WTF dude that's really gay of him"

"I know bro. Like a nutsacks one thing, but the wang is just too much"
Farquarding by Will Beatty June 5, 2013

Lord Farquaad 

The ruler of Duloc in the Shrek movie series. Aka "that nigga." Farquaad is very short and it is noted in the movie that he is probably compensating for something. Known to have popped a boner when his magic mirror showed him a picture of Princess Fiona.
Lord Farquaad sent Shrek and Donkey to rescue Princess Fiona so that he could marry her and become a king. Little did he know that she was actually an ogre.