Farquad is a shithed and deserve to get crotch bugs from being a loser. shrek is superior and farquad shouldn't even try cause he's only 2 feet tall. that dumbass is so ugly with his shitty bowlcut hair. can't even marry a girl who likes him back

farquad sucks ass

Farquad by shrekbabies4 March 18, 2020

Related Words

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Farquad

Someone or something that is idiotic or downright stupid. Another meaning is someone who is noticeably shorter than the average human population.

Your such a farquad!

Farquad by MeHow27 November 22, 2009

Farquad

When you're hitting on a girl and then your buddy or some random jabrone ends up going home with her.

Dude, did you hear about Bob getting totally farquaded by the jabrone in the affliction shirt last night?

Farquad by The crazy cowboy August 16, 2009

FarQUAD Friday

Getting your ass to the gym on a Friday night, with the sole purpose of burning up your fucking quads.

Yo, bitch....get on your crop-top and short shorts, pack your shit and shoot your pre...I'll pick you up in 10 minutes...it's FarQUAD Friday mother fucker .

FarQUAD Friday by W3rddd May 23, 2025

Lord Farquad

Only The most sexy prince on the whole world, he is no where as sexy as the beast himself,Shrek, but can still get any trap or thot he wants. He is a total beast and has a 8 pack of abba

Thot 1: Did you watch Shrek 1
Trap 1: yeah it was so much better than my favorite anime Cars 3, lord farquad has such a nice 8 pack, though Shrek is still sexier

Lord Farquad by Thiccc Giraffe Necc May 16, 2018

daddy_farquad_ltu

Someone who has a piss kink and simps for many game or anime characters but doesn't get any bitches in real life.

daddy_farquad_ltu: I would die for dio to let me suck his scepter

Normal person: you good there?

daddy_farquad_ltu by Some1dum March 9, 2022

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026