farquad
a sudden jizz
farquad by jimbo jim bob March 22, 2017
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Farquad
Farquad is a shithed and deserve to get crotch bugs from being a loser. shrek is superior and farquad shouldn't even try cause he's only 2 feet tall. that dumbass is so ugly with his shitty bowlcut hair. can't even marry a girl who likes him back
farquad sucks ass
Farquad by shrekbabies4 March 18, 2020
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Farquad
Someone or something that is idiotic or downright stupid. Another meaning is someone who is noticeably shorter than the average human population.
Your such a farquad!
FarQUAD Friday
Getting your ass to the gym on a Friday night, with the sole purpose of burning up your fucking quads.
Yo, bitch....get on your crop-top and short shorts, pack your shit and shoot your pre...I'll pick you up in 10 minutes...it's FarQUAD Friday mother fucker .
FarQUAD Friday by W3rddd May 23, 2025
Lord Farquad
Only The most sexy prince on the whole world, he is no where as sexy as the beast himself,Shrek, but can still get any trap or thot he wants. He is a total beast and has a 8 pack of abba
Thot 1: Did you watch Shrek 1
Trap 1: yeah it was so much better than my favorite anime Cars 3, lord farquad has such a nice 8 pack, though Shrek is still sexier
Trap 1: yeah it was so much better than my favorite anime Cars 3, lord farquad has such a nice 8 pack, though Shrek is still sexier
Lord Farquad by Thiccc Giraffe Necc May 16, 2018
daddy_farquad_ltu
Someone who has a piss kink and simps for many game or anime characters but doesn't get any bitches in real life.
daddy_farquad_ltu by Some1dum March 9, 2022
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