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The ruler of Duloc in the Shrek movie series. Aka "that nigga." Farquaad is very short and it is noted in the movie that he is probably compensating for something. Known to have popped a boner when his magic mirror showed him a picture of Princess Fiona.
Lord Farquaad sent Shrek and Donkey to rescue Princess Fiona so that he could marry her and become a king. Little did he know that she was actually an ogre.
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by Ty Does Moose Stuff August 28, 2016
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Someone who is extra freaky instead of saying daddy they say Lord Farquaad
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by BTSisLIFEU October 19, 2017
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the unrivaled emperor of the universe he rules with a tiny fist and all follow him though some loose sight of him cause he's kinda small and sneaky
I just wish I had someone to follow *INSERT LORD FARQUAAD*
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Omg do you know the character Lord Farquaad

Yeah he’s literally just like Marco
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A guy named Jake that has renamed his name to Lord Farquaad. He has a big booty and long, black chest hair. He is the most sexy beast in all the land. He is an ogre lord who eats onion layers in Shrek's face. Shrek is Jay. Jay is gay. Gay Jay always wants to play. Lord Farquaad is person who kills Shrek's ills with pills then kills Shrek with bills.
Lord Farquaad is Shreks best friend but enemy.
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by bamljcjm June 18, 2019
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A person with an extremely long chin, freckles and black short but wavy hair.
Person 1; That guy reminds me of someone... big chin.. short.. black hair..
Person 2; LORD FARQUAAD!!!
-both burst into laughter
by lololannabelle November 18, 2014
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